Pacman's Christmas list

Let's see...oh, look, the suspended Tennessee Titan wants binoculars, the better to see those strippers with in the clubs he so often frequents.

Reading glasses, to make sure every single letter is perfect in all those legal documents prosecutors and his lawyers are making him sign.

A customized Monopoly game, with 'go to jail' removed from the board.

Boxing gloves, for the next time he encounters Albert Haynesworth.

And Pacman's doing the mall tour today, sitting on every Santa's knees begging for his big request: His cornerback position back.

Maybe you saw his list, too. Did I miss anything?