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Posted Monday, June 2, 2008, at 5:05 PM

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I answer to God not you or anybody else , but since you insisted.


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Were is The Chruch of Living Water ??How long did you have to go before you got this Credential? You know that you do not have to prove anything to anybody if you know for sure that it is all good and true....

-- Posted by rebelrose on Mon, Jun 2, 2008, at 6:21 PM

It is accredited I will post more on it tomorrow.

-- Posted by michaelbell on Mon, Jun 2, 2008, at 6:24 PM

michaebell...I must say I learn alot from your blog...I guess I have stayed in the old school about God...I just see him as one and he loves all of us...No matter what...Kind of like us Mom's and Dad's no matter what our children do or who they become we will always love them no matter what...

-- Posted by rebelrose on Mon, Jun 2, 2008, at 8:36 PM

I really dont see the point in Michael having to prove credentials and show certificates. While I disagree with many things he believes in, I do not believe that you need a piece of paper to preach the word of God. You can be the most educated person in the world and still be a false prophet and the fact you are even more educated could make you that much better of a deceiver.

I believe true preachers and religious leaders are led by God and are directed by God to preach. No man or piece of paper by man makes that official or establishes that relationship with God.

-- Posted by jaxspike on Mon, Jun 2, 2008, at 9:36 PM

we all have the freedom to choose what we wan't,or believe or not.get off his back man!

-- Posted by shrtckt2003 on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 12:18 AM

http://www.cathedraluniversity.com/

Why come some of these online trainings never leave a real address and phone number to contact. They want your information so they can get in contact with you, not you get in contact with them, and not by phone, but through email. And then you have to request they send you a certificate.

http://tcolw.tripod.com/churchoflivingwa...

Atleast this one gives a reason why No phone, or Address is given for contact.

Read this about marriage ceremony.

http://www.areyoureallymarried.com/legal...

Tn. State Attorney Generals Opinion you must be Ordained by Church Body.

They also say that anyone can get these mail-in Ordained certificates, even Jailmates, or deceased people. No background checks are made, and the company that gives these certificates never even meet the people applying for them.

Do what you want to do, (Which you Did); But wouldn't it be better if a person wanting to be an Ordained, Licensed minister, went to the church denomination of his choice, studied, and became ordained through that church body. You can not trust websites with no permanent address, phone contact number, claiming to be something. Any one can put up a website posting the same things these two websites did, claiming the same things, and people fall for stuff like that. You pay $25.00 - $45.00 for a made up certificate, and they are making money off of this. Your lessons, and other materials you download, and print on your on paper.

People have to be careful with things like this. Don't stop your ministry if you feel you have a calling, but do things the right way, with proper guidance from a "Real, In-Person, Ordained Minister with a Congregation".

-- Posted by Momof3&3step&1gran on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 1:17 AM

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/5953/...

Thanks to Robert.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 2:19 AM

Oh my evil monkey...I clicked on that site you gave us this morning because I had some time and you have one just like michaebell...How did you do that??? It is also from The Chruch of Living Water....So anyone can get one of these ?? Not meaning that you are just anyone !! What I am tring to say is That someone like me or just a kid in school can get one of these on line...

-- Posted by rebelrose on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 8:41 AM

OH MY...I went to the site of The Chruch of The Living Water....Anyone can get this...He does not take phone calls because he has a hearing Impearment...It almost sounds like one of those cults....Oh my goodness,,,I guess now you can get anything on line..That means my handicapp daughter could get one of these too because she is a wizz on a computer...I feel this is not good...But that is only how I feel...I never knew you could do something like this on the computer...A killer or a sex nut or anyone can get on of these....

-- Posted by rebelrose on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 8:58 AM

So, in other words Michael is a LIAR.... OMG, we FINALLY see the real side of this supposed "Christian" man (a side which we ALL knew existed). What a pathetic attempt at coming across as qualified when you are in no way qualified...

Absolutely laughable... LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Parkerbrothers, how do you defend a man who is obviously pretending to be someone he isn't... I am SOOOOO SURE Jesus loves Michael's manipulation of the truth, pure deception, and boldfaced lies... What an amazing Christian...

-- Posted by nascarfanatic on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 9:42 AM

Ok, this discussion is getting nasty and several people who are criticizing Michael's beliefs and credentials are not acting in a christian-like manner themselves.

Step back and breath for a moment . . . if you dont attend his church or believe in his views then it shouldnt matter to you if he has been properly ordained or not or where his certificate came from.

-- Posted by jaxspike on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 9:53 AM

Uh.... The point is, don't be self-righteous and then let us find out your piece of paper came from California, which of all places now allows gay marriage. LOL.

-- Posted by nascarfanatic on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 10:21 AM

jaxspike, I think you hit the nail on the head. It doesn't appear that Michael has lied about where he got his credentials. They are certainly not what I would accept as a legitimate pastorial credential but he put the source out for everyone to see. I think he may be the only one deceived. It seems to me that a lot of the comments here are driping with self-righteousness.

-- Posted by devan on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 11:10 AM

The simple fact that you can get a certificate no matter who you are, how much you know, etc is laughable. Let me go and get my PHD like that and see the outcry, let me get my law degree like that and see who is upset. It's no different DEVAN. So thanks for your dripping of self-righteous or just completely missing the point.

I know quite a few members of his church and let me tell you, they feel the same.

-- Posted by nascarfanatic on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 11:15 AM

If the church members feel that way then they need to tell me.

I know several pastors and preachers and evangelist who have not attended college and don't even have any credentials and they are called or call themselves pastors.

To marry a couple in Tenn. all you have to be a lover of souls.

Marriage is a civil contract so whether the pastor or whoever are ordained or not does not matter.

This proves my point I could have a phd or whatever letters you wanted and you still would not care.

It is simple if you don't like what I write don't read it!

If there is someone at my church that has a problem with me then they need to be man or woman enough to confront me instead of the hear say.

My views are mine I did not say they were of Lighthouse church or Pastor Jay or anybody else.

If a man walks up to me and introduces himself as a pastor or preacher or whatever position he does in God's Kingdom , what does credentials matter?

-- Posted by michaelbell on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 11:44 AM

Oh but they do matter if you stated you had them.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 11:55 AM

I have to agree with Michael . . . the pastor at my old church didn't have a degree or certificate of any kind but he seemed to know what he is talking about and preached God's word from the Bible. I don't think God is hung up on his word and message being delivered only by men who are sanctioned or certified by other men. The Bible is the only information one needs and if you follow that then that is what matters most.

I disagree with Michael about many things but to call him out on such a frivolous issue as this is just petty. We have gone from having a civil discussion to name calling and calling people out just because you disagree with an opinion. Come on people, let's quit being childish here. If you disagree with Michael's opinion then that is fine, but let's not sit here and try to assassinate his character.

-- Posted by jaxspike on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 1:20 PM

Absolutely laughable... LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Parkerbrothers, how do you defend a man who is obviously pretending to be someone he isn't... I am SOOOOO SURE Jesus loves Michael's manipulation of the truth, pure deception, and boldfaced lies... What an amazing Christian...

-- Posted by nascarfanatic on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 9:42 AM

nascarfanatic,

I would defend him the same today as yesterday and as I will tommorrow if his message is the same and it lines up with the Word of God.

The color of a certificate, the state it came from, who it came from are not as relevant to me as the tits on a boar hog are to a dairy farmer building a chicken house.

It is what he professes out of his mouth that I will either support or condemn and it will be the same thing that pricks at your heart and inflames your conscience as it has for the past year with or without a group of certificates or initials typed on a certificate.

Perhaps you have a certificate(s) you value but to me they are not even worthy of being good toilet paper. Give me charmin anyday.

As far as him pretending to be something he isn't? He still is exactly what he has always said he was. A man who recognized he was and is a sinner and has had the blood of the Lamb wash him and change his life. He has and is desirious of having every soul secured likewise.

Certificates? Worthless. Even in business they are absolutely worthless. I can show you a man who can not even read or write and is the second largest landowner in a state and never inherited a penny. I can also show you a man with a room of certificates and degrees that still has to rely on mommy and daddy.

As stated earlier, until certificates are softer they are worthless to me.

If Michael had 7 certificates from every known college would you belive the Word then??? The Word is the Word. Pretty simple unless nascarfanatic has a certificate(s) that has bogged his mind down.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 1:31 PM

Uh.... The point is, don't be self-righteous and then let us find out your piece of paper came from California, which of all places now allows gay marriage. LOL.

-- Posted by nascarfanatic on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 10:21 AM

nascarfanatic,

Let me take back what I said about you possibly having a certificate or degree. I know you do not have one now when I read the above post.

Michael being self-righteous?

How can you say a man is self righteous when he has consistantly told you he was a sinner and who his Savior is and who your needed Savior is?

Do you need someone to carry you back to Salvation 101 and include some basic definitions for you starting with self-righteous?

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 1:40 PM

parkerbrothers,

Michael claimed he was ordained and accredited. I asked him to show me. Now if any man, monkey and even my is now ordained, doesn't that just cheapen the entirety of what he claimed? No matter what I say, you will always refute, I believe the entire Bible is the absolute truth, You and Michael only believe in the damning parts of the Bible. You know, it is easier to keep a brother downtrodden to continue the sheeple effect going. That is what religion has come to, Nothing is is about the empowering of one self to a better ending. It is always about the Great Calamity, the vengeful rage against their oppressors etc. I find it pitiful, sad and downright depressing that you, michael and a few others go to great lengths to continue this debacle.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 1:57 PM

Correction: This was supposed to say,

"Now if any man, monkey and even my now ordained dog,"

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 1:59 PM

I have qualms about any clergy performing marriage ceremonies without interviewing (and giving long term counselling to) the couples they wed

In that sense,a minister sponsored by a "legitimate" church has little more to offer people wanting a ten minute merger from a stranger than a courthouse clerk or the fellow who was ordained by PayPal.

He would have no way of knowing if these people were ready to enter into such a covenant or not.

As I understand it,a license implies that the pastor is able to provide guidance for individuals and leadership for a congregation and not just "dunk 'em,hitch 'em and plant 'em."

As Man's words can be false,his assumptions can be erroneous and his papers can be so much illusion,people must rely on spiritual discernment to detect "street cred."

Soujourner Truth once worked for a man reputed to be a "Christian" con artist and "holy" huckster.

How would the likes of Robert Matthews t differ from a Charles Spurgeon or Billy Sunday?

We have to look less at their sermons and tracts and more on how they wrote the words of the Spirit on people's lives.

That is the influence a writer,revival leader or local deacon can provide.

-- Posted by quantumcat on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 2:25 PM

parkerbrothers,

Michael claimed he was ordained and accredited. I asked him to show me. Now if any man, monkey and even my is now ordained, doesn't that just cheapen the entirety of what he claimed?-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 1:57 PM

Evil Monkey,

It only cheapens the value of a certificate which I think he showed you quite well. I hate to say it but I seen you were fixing to step into that one yesterday.

You asked for it.

You got it.

And you did not have to knock on doors.

Monkey, you got mail.

The Word he claims still stands firm and will forever and cuts to the soul.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 2:33 PM

Again, what did I walk into? That he lies and deceives people? What did I fall for? I don't get your idea whatsoever. Basically you stated it's ok for a "Proclaimed Christian" to deceive someone? He stated he was ordained, Yet he isn't, That is a lie. PERIOD.

This is a basic save face tactic you are using for yourself (a follower) and Michael. He claimed it, he faked it, and no matter what you state, he is a liar and a deceiver one way or another. If he is a leader, I pity his followers.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 2:51 PM

Evil Monkey,

Michael never said it took a piece of paper to preach. You did by requesting it from him.

You originally told him not to call himself a pastor.

He asked you if it was a piece of paper or a desire to preach the Word of God that makes someone a pastor.

You wanted to see his credentials.

He told you to come by and he would show you what YOU and the world are looking for.

He showed you how easy it was to have what YOU wanted as proof.

You then showed us how easy it was to have the kind of proof YOU need to believe.

Michael understands the Call of God is not getting an acceptance letter to a college where you can get you a little piece of paper showing where you spent your money.

He does not need a certificate for me to understand what he is saying and neither would you if you would only stop trying to prevent the spread of the Gospel.

What is calling you to do as you do?

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 3:55 PM

Evil monkey,

Listed below are the two topics he did "just for you"

______________________________

Just for you Evil Monkey

Posted Monday, June 2, at 5:04 PM

Does this satisfy you?

_______________________________

Or do you like this one better?

Posted Monday, June 2, at 5:05 PM

I answer to God not you or anybody else , but since you insisted.

______________________________

You asked for it and you got it.

Now do you know what it takes to proclaim the Word of God?

Or are you foolish enough to ask for a better piece of paper???

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 4:04 PM

Evil monkey,

Would yellow stationary make his message any easier to swallow for you?

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 4:06 PM

Must not be too easy to swallow a lie... Or hell, even see it, as everyone here but YOU, seem to get.

-- Posted by nascarfanatic on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 4:16 PM

parkerbrothers,

By the amount of comments are you just merely grasping to regain some dignity.

He specifically said He was ordained and certified. Really, this is just plain pitiful. You actually have to consider this was some elaborate scheme to dupe me? LOL really? How was I duped? I really am trying to see how you justify lying to someone about being ordained then after being found out, it was some OH big elaborate scheme against me. How Christian of you. C'mon now, you gotta do better than that.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 5:10 PM

jaxspike,

I gotta alot of respect for you, but it isn't about me asking for credentials, He stated he was studying, taking classes, you know, the honest way of learning more about something you are passionate about. He stated he was ordained and he calls himself Pastor Mike. So am I wrong to insinuate that he should have some sort of papers when he stated he did?

So it is ok for me to claim I am a Doctor, and begin checking your wife or girlfriend for breast cancer? No, it is against the law, same as saying you are a Police Officer, Lawyer, Pharmacist, etc ... I know, most would argue that is an authority figure, but isn't being a messenger of God? Speaking truth? Saying what is correct? Knowing the real translations of the text?

I have to disagree that not having the knowledge, the lack of knowing how to research properly can certainly steer many people the wrong direction and cause them to make serious mistakes against fellow human beings. The messages that he states are totally against Jesus' teachings.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 5:23 PM

Evil Monkey,

The best bird dog I ever had came with no papers. He could point a covey of quail from one side of a 100 acre field to the other.

The worst dog I ever had (and paid dearly for) had a pile of papers that was quite impressive. All he would point was a fresh baked biscuit early in the morning.

You wanted to see some papers and you got showed some papers.

Just remember papers don't point.

Sam sure could.

People thought he was lying until birds flew on the other side of the field.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 5:53 PM

Evil Monkey,

God does not issue certificates. Although you seem deserious of having one and applied for one it is not neccessary. Your words alone will let people know if you are indeed pastor evil monkey and what spirit you are representing.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 6:00 PM

YOU DON'T GET IT. MICHAEL is the one who says he had the papers... MICHAEL is the one claimed to be REALLY ordained, yet MICHAEL is the one who got the paper from the state of California, from an online site which can give a piece of paper to ANYONE who contacts them.

The point is, WE KNOW GOD DOESN'T REQUIRE PAPERS, but Michael (the Christian) had to go so far as to get a FAKE ONE, just to make PEOPLE happy. Get it? Good. Shut up.

-- Posted by nascarfanatic on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 6:04 PM

nascarfanatic,

Evil Monkey asked for the papers and Michael gave them to him and even asked if that satified him. He even gave him a second set.

The problem is you do not get it.

Michael even clearly stated who he answered to when he posted this one. Scroll back up to the top and you will see..."I answer to God not you or anybody else , but since you insisted."

I think it is easy to see who Michael thinks is doing the accrediting. You would be further down the road if you learned who the authority of pastors was.

Unfortunately nascarfanatic I only shut up when I want to. I say what I want, when I want, to who I want and about anything I want. Not when a coward types me to fulfill his wittle dream.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 6:19 PM

Unfortunately nascarfanatic I only shut up when I want to. I say what I want, when I want, to who I want and about anything I want. Not when a coward types me to fulfill his wittle dream.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 6:19 PM

Not even when someone lies... LOL, keep defending the Devil my friend. You're quite a comedian.

-- Posted by nascarfanatic on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 6:28 PM

Yes Evil Monkey but unlike obtaining a degree in law or in medicine, it can be said that religion is not based on actual facts but on ideas or beliefs unlike law or medicine which are defined studies that have parameters and a usual agreed upon concept. Religion is far different and can't be measure in the same regard . . . if his church accepts his credentials then that is all that matters and does not concern me or you or anyone else. Since he has a blog and opens himself for discussion, then it is fine for us to agree or disagree with his beliefs but it is not our place to define his religion and what it means to him . . . religion is subjective to a lot of factors and it is not our place to judge that for him or his church. We can just state our opinions and go forward . . . that is what makes us a better person.

Believe me . . . I am probably offended most by his comments on here but he is entitled to his beliefs just as I am and all I can do is just have a civil discussion with him and state my opinion and maybe he will see my side of the story and maybe not . . . that is life.

-- Posted by jaxspike on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 7:45 PM

parkerbrothers,

Michael stated he had been ordained and he had papers, He said that awhile ago. I merely asked to see them. You can make all the excuses you want, but he lied. No matter which way you place it, he lied.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 8:09 PM

There was no claim to being ordained and that is that case closed.

Like I said earlier if it is to hot for you don't hang around , but I warn you hell is a whole lot hotter for those who don't accept Christ and do their utmost

best to follow the Bible , though it is impossible you will be judged for it.

If anybody could follow the whole Bible then Christ would not of had to die.

Thank God for his SON AND HIS MERCY!

-- Posted by michaelbell on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 8:27 PM

Marvin,I think we had clones of each others' dogs.

I had a dog whose mother was the best bird dog I'd ever heard of.

I wouldn't have been surprised if a covey of quail had spotted her and turned itself in.

Her son was a sweet boy but couldn't hunt for his ball (much less birds).

At the same time,we had a chihuahua/basset mix.

She had no training or fancy bloodlines but she would point and bring in birds larger than she was (mostly very bemused chickens) in her baby-soft mouth.

Often,we couldn't see her point in tall grass but we'd see a bird floating on top of the brush and know she was there under it.

If God wants sponges to think,mongrels to point and good ol' boys to preach,they'll do it and do it well.

If someone's calling lies elsewhere,all the study and certification in the world won't give them the ability or personal satisfaction.

But,there are things to be gained from going through channels and people need to make sure their mentors are both sincere and accurate in what they teach.

It's fine if a person gathers up study helps,test-drives the Bible Content ordination tests available online,takes classes (in person or otherwise) and learns at the feet of established clergy.

It's fine if they take pastoral counselling courses,study theology,learn how to manage a church or mission,etc.

But,what fruit have they born otherwise?

Not everyone is cut out to be the C E O of a congregation.

Not everyone has the eloquence or showmanship to wow people from the pulpit.

There aren't that many that can compose great treatises or write great commentaries or translations.

But,we can see how they performed as elders,deacons,Sunday School teachers or just as laity.

Whether we are licensed,ordained or not,people can look at us and see spiritual fruits-or religious nuts.

The proof of our anointing does not come from man or from whether we have taken on great responsibilities.

We are affirmed by how God works with us where we are,what doors He opens for us and whether we conform to His desires for our lives.

He can find His servants in seminaries or in service stations.

There are frauds and wannabees behind pulpits and true prophets hauling pallets,changing diapers or flipping burgers.

Let's look at whether a person is multiplying his talents and using them to enrich others before we declare that the currency he is spending is backed by true gold or is counterfeit.

-- Posted by quantumcat on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 8:45 PM

Michael,

Yes you did, you calling yourself Pastor, claiming you were certified. saying you were attending classes, meeting with rabbis. This case isn't closed just because you state it is. I guess if I were in your shoes it would be easy to do. You are a liar, you are deceitful, and yet you came that this never happened? Come on, you called me out but now it got too hot for YOU! Nice turn around trying to pin this on me, more deceptive means to an end. Man, you really take the cake. What a sham, really.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 9:09 PM

What a waste of good money for ordering a certificate. I think I could print us all one on print shop. I am glad to know I do not need one of these to be a christian and get to heaven. Also, isn't sad someone feels they need this piece of lousy paper to prove something. It seems to me you are trying to prove something to the wrong person.

-- Posted by For the kids on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 10:15 PM

AMEN!!!!!!!

-- Posted by nascarfanatic on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 10:48 PM

Evil Monkey,

Have you actually reviewed the material from these online studies. I briefly looked at the online today on the Living Waters website and was actually amazed and impressed. The first chapter lesson on "assurance of salvation" was quite interesting. I am actually going to print all the material to study in the next few months.

I am however aggravated at Michael myself now for not posting a link to that great online study site earlier. I believe if someone has studied the material and passed the online test they would be more knowledgeable that most pastors I have met.

What did you think of Lesson 6 Evil Monkey?

You did review the material did you not?

Or have you made a mockery of God's Word and a man who lives it?

What was your test scores pastor evil monkey?

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 10:48 PM

nascarfanatic,

What was your test score on lesson 11?

You have reviewed the material have you not?

Or did you also make a mockery of the word of God and a man who lives it?

You will give account for it one day.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 10:50 PM

LMAO... Hilarious. Like I told you, wonderful comedian!

Btw, I've met Michael personally he just has no clue. God has a STRANGE way of showing me the true character of someone outside of their realm. I'll just tell you from FIRST HAND EXPERIENCE he is not the Christian he claims to be, and this conclusion comes from meeting him in person not a foregone thought...

But, that's what makes all of this funny. You make mockeries of everything, spout off childish little names at bloggers, whom you could potentially be a witness to, but instead you bolster your own self esteem and defend a man whom you don't even know. Luckily I don't really KNOW Michael, but having met him and actually uncovered his ulterior motives proved all of my thoughts to be exact.

See, I question everything, and I believe whole-heartedly in God, and I don't just sit behind this screen thinking I know it all. I don't espouse hate and fear, nor would I condone it. But the irony of that day I met him, and he never knew who I was...

-- Posted by nascarfanatic on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 10:58 PM

nascarfanatic,

could you do me a fav and call me tonight? 536-1279

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 11:02 PM

Evil Monkey...

I will probably get to that tomorrow... The kids are all sound asleep, and I'm sure you'd be making me laugh at this insanity labeled as "a Man of God"... So tomorrow would be better. If that's ok.

-- Posted by nascarfanatic on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 11:07 PM

nascarfanatic,

and he probably cared less who you were.

Cowards attract very little desired recognition.

Sorry noone recognized you.

You could have been a man and introduced yourself as one with a set of beliefs worth identifying with.

If you have any?

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 11:13 PM

thas cool.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 11:14 PM

God has a STRANGE way of showing me the true character of someone outside of their realm.

-- Posted by nascarfanatic on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 10:58 PM

nascarfanatic,

Don't expect to have me believe you have even an inkling of knowledge of anything about God when you post comments such as the ones below:

"Because the same people that tells kids Jesus is real, tells them that Santa Claus is real. hMM..... It's no wonder"

and

"Hey darrick, I know you don't want to do greasmonkey's research, but I will go ahead and post what I know about Paul the Fraud..."

You are clueless to God and drowning in knowledge.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 11:22 PM

On his resume, Rev. John E. Miller, Jr., the pastor of The Church of Living Water received his degree from Cathedral University. LOL

-- Posted by Richard on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 1:04 AM

I believe if someone has studied the material and passed the online test they would be more knowledgeable that most pastors I have met.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 10:48 PM

Yeah, it must have been tough getting 70% correct on those true/false questions. LOL

-- Posted by Richard on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 1:09 AM

Richard,

If anyone passed 70% of the questions of each test from the mind they would be a better person.

If YOU passed 70% of the question from the heart YOU would probably be a new man.

If YOU truly understood the answers to 70% of the question in your heart and mind YOU would not be so against the Word of God.

If YOU understood and believed 70% of the answers YOU would not be as Herod was with John and wanting a head on a charger. NLOL

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 7:17 AM

Yeah, it must have been tough getting 70% correct on those true/false questions. LOL

-- Posted by Richard on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 1:09 AM

Why not show us how tough it is Richard?

It is online and crafted to work with anyone in their timeframe.

Back up your thought with action and show us how easy it was.

You might be motivational in helping others study the word of God.

If that is where your heart lies???

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 7:28 AM

i believe that some of these blogs bring out a lot of anger. michael is a christian and does not have to prove to anyone his credentials. a piece of paper does not make a good minister it is what comes from his heart which god has put it there. he believes in Jesus Christ and is just trying to spread his word.

-- Posted by adder on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 9:03 AM

Michael

It's always nice to come home off a trip and read what you are doing wrong this time. Come to think about it I can't remember when you have ever been right. According to some of your readers.

Keep trying (I MAY STILL BE SUPRIZED ONE DAY.) nobody can be 100% wrong all the time.

You keep stating God's word, and he will keep feeding your spirit, and body.

If you hit me where it hurts with God's word I should thank you not ridicule you.

If God is happy with you, damn the torpedos full speed ahead. You have to be doing something right, or the Holy Spirit would change your message.

-- Posted by jesse sellers on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 9:07 AM

Ok So lying, decieving is ok.. You people are really messed up in the head. Seriously, you guys need some therapy. I am seriously going to link this blog to some mental professionals.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 9:49 AM

adder,

A wise man spoke. Good to see a level head appear on here.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 12:10 PM

jesse sellers,

Good to see another level headed person on here. Be thankful you see the truth as you do.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 12:13 PM

Evil Monkey,

What has he lied about?

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 12:18 PM

I have already stated it, I see you need your glasses. (grin)

Oh how soon you forget the lies and deceit thou has sown upon thy flock, Rev Bell.

--- Pastor Evil Monkey - Sermon excerpt dated 6-4-2008 at the Sermon on the blogfarts, Brought to you in conjunction of the Church of Simian Smite and Hellfire.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 12:55 PM

Evil Monkey,

You must of have not brought my glasses back after I allowed you to borrow them. Shame on you monkey. Baaad monkey.(grin)(ear to ear).

What has he lied about pastor EM?

I am sitting here at a big screen monitor now and will be able to read your answer without my reading glasses if you will so ablige?

Also I have forgot how to scroll up in my older days according to nascarcar. I actually remember how to but my old hands have gotten old and shaky lately and I will probably hit 7 or 8 of them things and have smoke coming out of her.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 3:52 PM

I already told you.

#1 I don't think I need to repeat myself over and over. You might like to do it, but I don't.

#2 You willfully subjugate to his crap, therefore you are just as guilty.

#3 Basically you sit on here, egging people on about stupid things like their avatar names. Really, it is pretty old.

#4 Michael is clearly a liar, any way you place it is he lied. Whether it be about the certs, the training, the accreditation, the rabbis, the buddist monks, even the possible anal-probing aliens... Rest assured that is when his homophobic fears arose...

Basically this is how ridiculous you guys are starting to sound, it is almost as good as the political crap that goes around in Washington. Next, all we need is Michael getting caught with a gigolo and we will finally have a full-blown media frenzy here in Shelbyville.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 5:38 PM

Evil Monkey,

My, my, monkey, what curled your tale up over your head?

Loosen up a little.

Did you actually fail the first test you took online trying to properly receive your certification?

Which part of the lesson pricked your heart?

Was it:

"No one can come to Me unless the Father Who sent Me draws him, and I will raise him up at the last day."

Or was it:

"Did you know that we can not even believe in God without help from God?"

Hard to do the right way isn't it?

Need a tutor? Call Michael. He will straighten your tale out. (grin)

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 5:58 PM

Contact me at 536-1279 and I will come, don't want to keep knocking on the doors looking for Michael Bell.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Sun, Jun 1, 2008, at 9:10 PM

Evil Monkey'

Were you trying to be the gigolo?

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 6:06 PM

A gigolo gorillo?

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 6:08 PM

parker

You've been busy today. Congratulations! I'll be on the sidelines with a towel and and iced cold lemonade.

-- Posted by jesse sellers on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 6:10 PM

It seems funny strange that when Jesus walked the earth the demonic spirits were rampant and as he will be here soon they reappear as cars and monkeys.

The demons know their time is short so they do all they can.

-- Posted by michaelbell on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 6:19 PM

I am seriously going to link this blog to some mental professionals.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 9:49 AM

Evil Monkey,

I believe we can help them also.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 6:22 PM

michael,

WOW really christian of you. Calling me a demon, Well if that is the case at least I don't need to lie, cheat, steal, deceive, pander to the masses for sympathy, gloat, cause hate, fear, and loathing. And you call me a demon? Again, please this is just getting better and better.

And it is funny how you mention how demons time is short, you seem to spend alot of time condemn others as a whole, but the funny thing is, You don't practice what you preach. How long can this keep going on? I find it funny how "supporters" can overlook the fact that you lied and you still cannot fess up to it.

Marvin,

I really think you need to rethink how you are acting.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 6:56 PM

David,

I think as I need to. You do need to loosen up.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 7:04 PM

you guy's are accomplishing absolutely nothing.

much ado about nothing.

-- Posted by sand-flea on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 8:27 PM

Lie! you said you wanted credentials I showed you credentials, oh I get it their not ones you approve of are they?

Oh then again I forgot your not God either.

You just explain to me in your simian wisdom, what makes a pastor?

By the way Christ called people demonic, demon and Satan so don't get to offended.

Does a law degree make the lawyer ?

Does a medical degree make the doctor?

Does the badge make the cop?

In case your simian mind can't figure the answer out, it is no !

What makes the person is doing the job I Preach the word so I am a preacher.

A few friends study with me so I thought I better get the credentials before any legal issue came up.

I don't need them unless it is just for things to look at on the wall.

What makes me is whats inside, I have kept it bottled up for years because I stuttered I was scared.

I was prayed for and received "the spirit of Elijah" to speak in boldness.

The things I type I will speak also!

By the way Marvin I need to see your papers and see if they are legit for your profession and yours to Jesse!

I would hate to know that you did not have credentials that met Em AND NASCARS

criteria.

By the way I am not afraid to let people know who I am why don't we challenge EM and Nascar to reveal their selves.

-- Posted by michaelbell on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 8:42 PM

Matthew 11:25 [God has Hidden the Truth from the wise]

25 At that time Jesus answered and said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, because thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes.

Galations 1:12 [My Credentials:]

12 For I neither received it of man, neither was I taught it, but by the revelation of Jesus Christ.

James 3:1 - Teachers shall receive a stricter judgment

2 Timothy 3:12-13 [Chistians will be Persecuted and evil men will go from bad to worse]

12 In fact, everyone who wants to live a godly life in Christ Jesus will be persecuted,

13 while evil men and impostors will go from bad to worse, deceiving and being deceived.

1 John 4:2 [The Spirit of God teaches Jesus is come in the flesh]

2 Hereby know ye the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesseth that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is of God:

1 John 4:3 [The Spirit of the antichrist teaches Jesus was not come in the flesh]

3 And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that [spirit] of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.

1 John 4:4 [He who is in YOU is Greater than he who is in the world]

4 Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world.

1 John 4:15 [God will dwell in you and you in God]

15 Whosoever shall confess that Jesus is the Son of God, God dwelleth in him, and he in God.

Colleges can only teach what man knows. The Word of God comes from the Holy Spirit. Anyone can get the Truth from the Holy Ghost if you accept Jesus Christ and abide in His word.

-- Posted by Unique-Lies on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 9:13 PM

michaelbell,

You bring up a good point on credentials. I remember the day I got my little contractors "license". I was taught a valuable lesson that day.

I sat in the pre test study session and watched an elderly gentleman get up and give the entire room a real education. He could barely read or write by his own admission. He ran a rather large successful construction company. He basically told the instructor where he could put his books at since he was walking out of the class and back to one of his jobs. He did not need a license to be a builder. He had built for 45 years without one and he had better things to do than being conned into thinking he needed a certificate. He informed the instructor that this license had about as much to do with being a contractor as Hell does with Heaven.

The instructor did say that the old man was right. He told the class that a kid fresh out of college who had never seen a hammer in his life had a 98% pass rate on the test. He told us that a seasoned veteran like we just saw walk out the door had less than a 40% pass rate. But if we wanted our license we had better get back to reviewing the material so we would know how to properly withhold taxes for our government properly.

Point being, a certificate(s) holds no value in my eye especially with a pastor. It is the words that proceed from his heart that catches my eye.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 9:16 PM

unique-lies

I have wondered where you were.

Good to here from you again.

-- Posted by sand-flea on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 9:31 PM

"By the way Christ called people demonic, demon and Satan so don't get to offended."

I know I am not demonic, so I am not offended, you on the other hand seem to be the one possessed,

"Does a law degree make the lawyer?" Yes.

"Does a medical degree make the doctor?"

Yes.

"Does the badge make the cop?"

Yes.

"A few friends study with me so I thought I better get the credentials before any legal issue came up."

So you do have a conscience, so you admittedly you need one for legal purposes?

"I was prayed for and received "the spirit of Elijah" to speak in boldness."

So, you want to conjure up spirits of the dead like a necromancer? Isn't that sorcery?

If you ask him for his credentials for being a general contractor, I believe Marvin would do so. And as for Jesse, if you asked him for his CDL and I am sure he can produce that.

Don't need to challenge me, I been pretty forthright in how someone can contact me. So before you try to place me in a posture you feel I am uncomfortable with meeting anyone face to face, you are so horribly wrong.

Now since you want to insult my intelligence, let's take at look at yours... nevermind... I can't seem to see any.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 9:39 PM

Evil Monkey,

If I had to produce a piece of paper as credentials for you then I am not in need of working for you and you are in no need of me.

I actually believe that 99 out of 100 who do have the credentials your type are looking for are not builders at all.

Actually a contractors licence is a joke.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 9:50 PM

I know many "ordained" ministers unable to preach to word of God, including most that are on the TV, but I do know many a person very capable of preaching and teaching God's word without a piece of paper stating they can. As far as I'm concerned ordination is more of a legal issue when it comes to marriage and stuff like that. Several months ago I attempted to do some research on ordination for a question that came up in our sunday school class and found very little information on when ordination became the "norm" within Christianity. We can debate on here about pieces of paper till Christ comes back, but what we need to be doing is studying God's word and put some action to what we are learning.

-- Posted by Sharon22 on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 9:53 PM

"Does a law degree make the lawyer?" Yes.

"Does a medical degree make the doctor?"

Yes.

"Does the badge make the cop?"

Yes.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 9:39 PM

Evil Monkey,

Your problem lies in your answers.

You have everything backwards.

The cop makes the badge.

The lawyer makes the degree.

The doctor makes the licence.

Much like Baptism does not make Salvation.

Salvation causes Baptism.

A marriage certificate does not make husband and wife.

A husband and wife make marriage.

You are even evolving backwards if you believe in evolution.

Man does not evolve into Monkey.

Monkey evolves into Man.

Turn your life around.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 10:06 PM

Wrong, You need to become a lawyer, Go to school, be taught by someone more knowledgeable. AND you need to take a test to confirm what you know is true and continually improve your knowledge to keep your license.

So you are saying: To teach something that saves your eternal soul requires NOTHING. YET, you stated EDUCATED scholars deemed certain books not worthy of the Bible... So I am wondering how come certain things mean something only when it suits you?

For someone not quite evolved, it seems I can answer a question, Instead of continually call people names.

Unique-Lies,

I really enjoyed your comment, shows a new light regarding imposters, decievers and to abide in God's Word is to not Lie.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 10:18 PM

Evil Monkey,

You still miss the point but that just has to be.

As far as your evolvement goes, I know you are quite well evolved, educated and intelligent. I knew that the first time you started calling me. You impressed me as being highly intelligent.

I too enjoyed uniques post especially the first part that said:

25 At that time Jesus answered and said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, because thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes.

I know as you have stated I need to rethink the way I act as childish. Forgive me for being a babe.

As far as calling you names I do miss that point though. I have only referred to you as you have addressed yourself. Do you prefer to be addressed as David S . . . . . .?

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 10:34 PM

It doesn't matter either way, I never hid nor do I need to hide. But my reason for announcing who I am online is my choice, same way I kept yours. You knew I disagreed when someone posted your phone numbers. It was not just you calling the childish names it was also Michael.

He says I am demonic, stupid, etc. You feel that is very Christ like? I really have a hard time believing he is supposed to be a preacher, paster, rabbi, and who knows next week... It gets pretty weak and downright hard to resist questioning him.

Then when I question him, I am attacked. He actually said he was ordained, certified, and was going to a rabbi. What are we supposed to believe when we hear so much contradictions. It is the same way with your analogy, you state having a peice of paper doesn't make you a lawyer. Well in a court of law, it does.

Then you went on to say, "Being educated doesn't make you a pastor", but earlier, "you stated educated scholars decided what was deemed worthy to be placed in the bible." Now, you can't have it both ways, it is either one or the other.

This is what I am getting from Michael and you. For instance, we got him in a lie regarding the certification. But, in an attempt to save face, the idea arose and it was an elaborate scheme to deceive me into making some weird valid point that a piece of paper doesn't matter. Now the irony of this is, lying and/or deceiving someone is not very Christian sort of behavior, so how does that look to any outsiders wanting to know more?

Basically, it doesn't make any sense to do that. Really, it sounds downright "weaksauce".

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 12:13 AM

"I sat in the pre test study session and watched an elderly gentleman get up and give the entire room a real education. He could barely read or write by his own admission. He ran a rather large successful construction company. He basically told the instructor where he could put his books at since he was walking out of the class and back to one of his jobs. He did not need a license to be a builder. He had built for 45 years without one and he had better things to do than being conned into thinking he needed a certificate. He informed the instructor that this license had about as much to do with being a contractor as Hell does with Heaven.

The instructor did say that the old man was right. He told the class that a kid fresh out of college who had never seen a hammer in his life had a 98% pass rate on the test. He told us that a seasoned veteran like we just saw walk out the door had less than a 40% pass rate. But if we wanted our license we had better get back to reviewing the material so we would know how to properly withhold taxes for our government properly."

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 9:16 PM

Nice story, parkerbrothers. But which one of the characters in the story most accurately represents Michael Bell?

The seasoned veteran with 45 years of real experience? Not even close

The kid fresh out of college who has never picked up a hammer? closer, but no.

Actually, he is more like someone who takes a free online contractor's course, and then starts writing a blog telling others how to build houses.

Who would you trust to build your house?

-- Posted by Richard on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 1:50 AM

I never said I would be a Rabbi I said I was studying with a Rabbi friend just ti study with him.FYI have given to non- profit and charities.

As far as I am concerned I applaud all the ones who go around the world to do work for God.

If you look out your back door there is a need here to.

To Richard: I have been preaching my whole life just not as boldly till now

-- Posted by michaelbell on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 4:46 AM

But my reason for announcing who I am online is my choice, same way I kept yours.

Posted by Evil Monkey on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 12:13 AM

Wrong evil monkey. You were the one insinuating who I was erroneously several times. You even apologized to several people for misnaming me. Do I need to repost those post of yours for a memory refresher?

I think this particular comment of yours simply reinforces Michael statement when he said...." By the way I am not afraid to let people know who I am why don't we challenge EM and Nascar to reveal their selves."

I agree with him on this matter also. If you believe in your message show YOU are who you are. Stand up like a man and address someone for what you stand for and who you are. Even Legion was proud of his stance.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 7:49 AM

Nice story, parkerbrothers. But which one of the characters in the story most accurately represents Michael Bell?

The seasoned veteran with 45 years of real experience? Not even close

The kid fresh out of college who has never picked up a hammer? closer, but no.

Posted by Richard on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 1:50 AM

Richard,

Michael would be best represented by the older man. Not because of his age but because of his wisdom of knowing the value of a piece of paper.

You would be best represented by the ones that would have a 98% pass rate and blindedly value your piece of paper.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 7:56 AM

Who would you trust to build your house?

-- Posted by Richard on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 1:50 AM

Richard,

I would check the foundation they built upon. It tells all.

Tell me about your foundation Richard. Forget about the temple that sats upon it. Just tell me about the foundation you have?

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 8:03 AM

He actually said he was ordained, certified, and was going to a rabbi friend.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 12:13 AM

He posted his certification and ordainination for you.

He said he was studying with a rabbi.

Evil Monkey, I give you the same type advise I would have given Herod. Serve the guest roast ostrich instead of Head of Michael on the charger.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 8:16 AM

If you look out your back door there is a need here to.

To Richard: I have been preaching my whole life just not as boldly till now

-- Posted by michaelbell on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 4:46 AM

Yeah there is need Michael, as I OBVIOUSLY stated beforehand... Glasses much? And, preaching "boldly" please... You have a congregation of one who sounds like your boyfriend taking all the hits from the people of sanity.

PB I love how you come on and post 5 comments in a row in the same thread. Just scratching and clawing for a fight.

-- Posted by nascarfanatic on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 8:26 AM

Actually, he is more like someone who takes a free online contractor's course, and then starts writing a blog telling others how to build houses.

Posted by Richard on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 1:50 AM

Richard,

The best builders I have ever met could not even read or write, let alone take an on-line coarse. They had the right kind of heart that made them the builder they were. They were deserious and driven to do what was right as best they knew how.

You put too much emphasis on a piece of paper. How many pieces of paper would Michael have to have hanging on a wall in order for you to determine where his heart lay? If his house was literally wallpapered with certificates would you use that to discern his message?

A mans' message proceeds out of the heart. Focus your eyes and ears on the heart and off the wall and you will see where God post and embeds his certifications.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 8:29 AM

I agree with him on this matter also. If you believe in your message show YOU are who you are. Stand up like a man and address someone for what you stand for and who you are. Even Legion was proud of his stance.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 7:49 AM

I believe Evil Monkey has posted his phone number NUMEROUS times (he's even talked to you PB) and told Michael to let him know which house he lived in so he could come visit.. But WHO TURNED IT DOWN and cowardly posted a fictitious credential online so he wouldn't have to meet his adversary... So your cowardice statement "...If you believe in your message show YOU are who you are. Stand up like a man and address someone for what you stand for and who you are." should be posted to Michael who has shunned this already offered event. As for meeting him, I already have... And I know it has his head spinning b/c he can not figure out who I am.

-- Posted by nascarfanatic on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 8:30 AM

You put too much emphasis on a piece of paper. - Posted by parkerbrothers on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 8:29 AM

MICHAEL put the emphasis on the paper IDIOT. If he wasn't concerned about the piece of paper he wouldn't have posted TWO BLOGS with TWO pieces of paper... He thought he was going to be funny with his ...."Just for you Evil Monkey..." and "Or do yo like this one better?" but they both turned him into a deceiver, much like the AntiChrist. So wake up, stop agreeing whole heartedly with your spouse every time he sticks his foot in his mouth... (Though it seems to be a sick fetish of yours)

-- Posted by nascarfanatic on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 8:33 AM

nascarfanatic,

The fight of right and wrong has been going on since time started and will for a season or so longer.

There is no choice in that. Only the side you are on remains optive till it stops.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 8:39 AM

parkerbrothers,

Regarding my past experiences mosting errorenous names, it was scheme to prove it doesn't matter who you are, only in the lies you tell. See you fell for it. You fell right into the trap! Sound familiar? Ridiculous eh?

You keep continually taking back to me, how it is MY fault to cause Michael Bell to lie. I, even, called you, I don't you my name, and where I lived, so if you feel the need to state my name, so be it. Because it would show you are the better man if you did post it. It would be so real Christian you are.

Then you still haven't seem to answer the fact that does it matter if someone is educated? You stated No, therefore, those educated scholars had no right to remove the books from the Bible. So you admit the Bible is incomplete, and not the True Word of God.

Michael,

Come on, you lied, plain and simple fact, you posted fake credentials. I asked to meet you, you got scared and posted it instead, Who is the coward? So you come on here, say you are a servant of God, preach hate, doomfire, and how everyone for not believing how you believe. Then you call people names, lie, decieve, fraud (you even admitted to that), and duck all the questions I have asked. Keep at it.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 8:45 AM

Nascar,

Give me a ring, 536-1279. I need a good laugh.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 8:46 AM

And I know it has his head spinning b/c he can not figure out who I am.

Posted by nascarfanatic on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 8:30 AM

Why not be a man and walk up and introduce yourself for who you are.

God is not the author of confusion and neither are his workers. Good luck on showing Him your works of head spinning.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 9:01 AM

Then you still haven't seem to answer the fact that does it matter if someone is educated?

Posted by Evil Monkey on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 8:45 AM

Evil Monkey,

I actually believe in education more than you. We are all educated. I have studied for years and have a masters at HNU but they do issue degrees or certificates. I chose that university because it had the same belief system I had. They teach that "I would make the certificate and the certificate could not make me". Their educational program has cost me millions of dollars but rewarded me tenfold.

I have seen professional athletes with some other college degrees that had to have an agent tell them what day it was and who the president currently is? And they had a certificate and degree posted on their wall.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 9:29 AM

"God is not the author of confusion and neither are his workers. Good luck on showing Him your works of head spinning."

So what Michael does is not confusing? He lies, the preaches about God... I find that confusing. He can't be both.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 9:29 AM

I, even, called you, I don't you my name, and where I lived, so if you feel the need to state my name, so be it. Because it would show you are the better man if you did post it. It would be so real Christian you are.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 8:45 AM

Evil Monkey,

It is not my place to stand up and announce who you are. The clarification is a CHOICE you could make for yourself.

I do not have to know who you are to know what you are even though I know both.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 9:34 AM

Evil Monkey,

You do not find his message confusing. Quite the opposite. You see it clearly and respond to it clearly.

His message is not confusing to you. It is just unacceptable to you. And that is a CHOICE of yours of which you are entitled to make.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 9:39 AM

I have studied for years and have a masters at HNU but they do issue degrees or certificates.

Correction:

I have studied for years and have a masters at HKNU but they do not issue degrees or certificates.

Sorry monkey, they did not offer typing at the university.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 9:47 AM

His message is confusing if he preaches one thing and does the total opposite.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 9:52 AM

I hope I'm counted among the wise and prudent because the sense of all this bickering has completely eluded me.

Some of the fellows here (trust me,the ones I've seen in real life are babes ;>) seem as delighted by the chance to growl and nip at one another as a litter of pups.

Funny thing about that...

A critter can snap,scratch,kick and make noise even before it can stand and,sometimes,before its eyes are opened.

Just for a change of pace,could we demonstrate working together for a common goal instead of attacking one another?

By summer's end,Cheryl will have placed some pets,some of Steve's fans will have grown some plants,etc. etc. etc.

What will this community point to and say "This is what the people who post on Michael's blog have done as a result of their participation in that forum."?

-- Posted by quantumcat on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 11:49 AM

Right, so if Michael would post something fruitful, maybe it could grow into something that would be for the common goal. As it stands now, it is about how he cannot tell the truth. Now no-one knows what can you believe if someone claims he is from God and continually berates others that don't believe as he does. Yet commits some of the most heinous sins and uses more lies to try and cover it up.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 12:18 PM

Amen Quantumcat

See the e-mail I sent you.

I think we need to step back from this issue - all of us.

I know some believe that Michael has denigrated certain groups of people unfairly. It's okay to say so. I have also observed that the some of the responders seem to fall into personal attacks rather quickly. That in my opinion is not okay.

We should not be attacking each other personally - we can disagree without name-calling, intimidations or threats (revealing personal information about the bloggers we now.)

Michael's blogs seem to bring out the worst in some of us on both sides of the argument. On this blog more so than any of the others, we should be demonstrating the best towards our fellow man/woman not the worst.

-- Posted by amalphia on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 12:20 PM

Will do,amalphia!

A wise angel suggested looking at the religion-themed blogs some of the T-G's sister papers' run.

They have a much different feel from some of ours.

Maybe we could learn something from one another.

-- Posted by quantumcat on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 12:33 PM

Right, so if Michael would post something fruitful, maybe it could grow into something that would be for the common goal.

Posted by Evil Monkey on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 12:18 PM

Evil Monkey,

The simple plan of salvation he has shown you can be fruitful to you.

Your refusal to accept it without covering it with sugar does not hide the fruit.

Actually sugarcoating it would be the hider of the fruit.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 12:40 PM

They have a much different feel from some of ours.

Posted by quantumcat on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 12:33 PM

If a person looked for more than 5 minutes today he could find one that felt just right for him and agreed with his feelings.

If feeling is the objective truth is lost.

Rare is it that both are sought and found.

It just is not in our inherited nature.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 12:48 PM

Just for a change of pace,could we demonstrate working together for a common goal instead of attacking one another?

Posted by quantumcat on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 11:49 AM

There has to be a common goal first before you can work for it.

However, you did correctly disclose the problem.

One says eat and die and one say eat and thou shall not die.

Those two can never be one.

Good luck and you get an E for effort on your certificate.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 12:56 PM

I honestly think it is a tad funny how, if we don't agree with something he says, then we should step back and calm down. BUT he can start this crap over and over and NOTHING is ever said. Sorry but this politically correct bull**** has got to stop. People should question this kind of talk, especially when he has no right to judge someone; unless he be judged. But all he has is excuses.

Parkerbrothers brought up an incident of me calling him out, and I apologized several times to the people affected. I went out of my way to call them up and tell them. Don't believe me? Ask them. I didn't lie, I didn't hide the fact that I messed up, instead I fessed up to it and took the scrutiny.

This guy sits here "claiming" he is a man of God, and he can't even admit his lie. Everything is always a big bunch of excuses, from how he can't believe there is other books of the Bible to what it means to lie, cheat and steal. Nothing pertains to Michael, he can sin all he wants and not have to answer for it. But he can call people out all he wants and when someone say, Hey, whats your problem? They get jumped on.

Really fair and Christ-like.

quantumcat,

The reason why you can't keep up with what this is all about is because parkerbrothers and Michael aways tries to twist the entire thing into a different meaning. The fact is, it was a lie, and to cover that up they lied about it being a lie. And if that isn't, in fact, a lie. They had to deceive me into thinking it was true to then tell me it was a lie to prove me wrong that a piece of paper doesn't mean a thing. Pretty twisted eh? Makes me want to be a follower of their Christ! WOOHOOO.

Like I said, it reminds me of the Donald Rumsfeld's known to be unknown speech.... Where the entire press corp was laughing at him during the speech because of how ridiculous it was.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 12:57 PM

Again, parkerbrother, you are starting to get to sound ridiculous.

Sugarcoating what? WTG man, really. That makes sense, so the "Truth" is all about death and destruction ... again Huh? The point is, you are so closed minded, you don't even listen to yourself.

Facts:

1) You have clearly stated, educated scholars deemed certain books shouldn't be in the Bible.

BUT now, you can be uneducated?

2) You basically state that anyone can practice law, be a gynocologist in their toolshed, and religiously practice circumscions without certification.

I want to see you go to a doctor in a back alley for some brain surgery.

3) You state this was some big hoax to prove me something, What did this prove? I am still trying to figure this one out. What is the point to deceive someone?

Please answer these, I am asking for definitive answers. Not your weird analogies about fruit and contractors, but really straight answers, not things about bananas and racecars, or crazy things that just aren't realistic. Just answer the questions as to why you feel Michael is justified as to lying about his claim of being certified, ordained and any other claims he had.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 1:16 PM

I see truth and find fault on both sides.

The papers and rituals are no substitute for the truth they are supposed to represent.

There are doctors in this country who have the gifts necessary to do brain surgery but,because they have yet to get licenses and hospital affiliation in this country,they sell cars or work in restaurants or do dry-cleaning.

They have the skill and the will but no credentials to prove they are qualified to do such work.

Other folk may have a shingle out with half the alphabet after their name but no talent with a scalpel or no bedside manner.

Who,then, are the true doctors?

Parkerbrothers listed several instances in rebuttal to Evil Monkey.

I agree with them-especially in regard to marriage.

But,if some of the Bell girls' suitors declared that a marriage license wasn't necessary (or that their buddy who got his ordination as a pastor the same place he got to be a Jedi Knight was going to perform the ceremony) I think Pastor Mike would inform them they'd have to serve as his handymen for 14 years per daughter before he'd even let them spoon on the front porch.

I think he'd want to know if those young men were dismissive of the world's documents-or undervaluing his daughters.

That may be the crux of what this argument is about.

Is Michael guilty of trying to fool people into thinking he has competencies he lacks and then saying he doesn't have to prove he's capable-or,has he consistently and diligently sought to prepare himself to do the Lord's work but doesn't feel he has to justify himself to anyone but the one Person he couldn't hope to con anyway?

-- Posted by quantumcat on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 4:25 PM

michael

I've read these posts and one question keeps comming to my mind.

If you are an upstanding member of a local assembly and the Lord has called you to preach why weren't you ordained in that church? The pastor would be there to help you through all the Bible studies etc!

-- Posted by sand-flea on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 4:52 PM

Is Michael guilty of trying to fool people into thinking he has competencies he lacks and then saying he doesn't have to prove he's capable-or,has he consistently and diligently sought to prepare himself to do the Lord's work but doesn't feel he has to justify himself to anyone but the one Person he couldn't hope to con anyway?

-- Posted by quantumcat on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 4:25 PM

The latter is the answer and he has provided it several times.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 5:36 PM

1) You have clearly stated, educated scholars deemed certain books shouldn't be in the Bible.

BUT now, you can be uneducated?

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 1:16 PM

Wrong. Never said you can be uneducated. I have said we are all educated. I actually have been trying to tell you that you have to be educated. My contention is that the certificate on the wall does not mean you are educated anymore than the education in your mind is a certification of the wall. You have proved this already to everybody but yourself.

The problem seems to lie in your inability to accept where someone was educated and who their teacher was. This is a common thing among people who feel anything less than their means of education is insufficient. You probably have spent a lot of time and money getting a degree from a university of your choice that you have deemed worthy.

It seems to bother you that Michael without your esteemed education of choice can do as he does and possess the knowledge he does and has done it in a way that you could not.

I am not as talented as the blind man guessing the flavor of ice cream by simply sitting on the box but I bet just from looking at attitudes on here I can guess 5 who do not have a degree and 5 that have their degrees and are intimidated.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 5:58 PM

2) You basically state that anyone can practice law, be a gynocologist in their toolshed, and religiously practice circumscions without certification.

I want to see you go to a doctor in a back alley for some brain surgery.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 1:16 PM

Wrong again monkey, wrong again. I did not state any of the above.

Perhaps you think the word you used..."basically"... is such a broad encompassing catch all that you can assert those things.

If so, then I "basically" think you might be smoking banana peels.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 6:18 PM

I want to see you go to a doctor in a back alley for some brain surgery.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 1:16 PM

No thanks, You were braver than I could ever be. But I do not think it is something you should bragg about?

You know what they say about pride.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 7:09 PM

quantumcat,

When does marriage occur?

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 7:34 PM

Evil Monkey'

Were you trying to be the gigolo?

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 6:06 PM

A gigolo gorillo?

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 6:08 PM

parker

You've been busy today. Congratulations! I'll be on the sidelines with a towel and and iced cold lemonade.

-- Posted by jesse sellers on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 6:10 PM

It seems funny strange that when Jesus walked the earth the demonic spirits were rampant and as he will be here soon they reappear as cars and monkeys.

The demons know their time is short so they do all they can.

-- Posted by michaelbell on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 6:19 PM

I am seriously going to link this blog to some mental professionals.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 9:49 AM

Evil Monkey,

I believe we can help them also.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 6:22 PM

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 8:33 PM

Real Christian-Like ... Must make Jesus real proud that you all are in his flock. As of this moment, and this day forth, I proclaim Christianity an absolute FRAUD and the living proof on this blog! Ladies and Gents, Welcome to you new lying Christian leaders of tommorrow. Michael tend to your flock. Wow simply wow.

Someone lies in front of 1000s of people, and you defend him like animals attacking anyone that questions him. Simply amazing to find out I was right from the beginning, Jesus died, never rose, and the Bible is a sham. Because this injustice would never have happened if he truly existed. What a lie. www.blogfarts.com/evilmonkey May the world know more.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 8:40 PM

May the world know more.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 8:40 PM

It does with your confession.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 8:57 PM

confession? It is a fact. He lies, you lie, all christians must lie. Look at these blogs it must be true.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 9:29 PM

AMEN... I lie... Have done so for 40 someodd years now, but I don't need Parkebrothers to defend me while I run and hide.

-- Posted by nascarfanatic on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 9:31 PM

Simply amazing to find out I was right from the beginning, Jesus died, never rose, and the Bible is a sham.

Posted by Evil Monkey on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 8:40 PM

That is your confession of which you err greatly.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 9:37 PM

AMEN... I lie... Have done so for 40 someodd years now, but I don't need Parkebrothers to defend me while I run and hide.

-- Posted by nascarfanatic on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 9:31 PM

I could not defend you if I had to. You are in need of the Veil to cover your lies.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 10:04 PM

And Michael is in need of you to cover his and constantly change the subject so we can try to forget he lied.... I'll gladly take the Veil.

-- Posted by nascarfanatic on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 10:42 PM

parkerbrothers,

Basically, christians lies and you have proven it time and time again. It is ok for them to do that. Now I know why they fear people that don't believe as they do. Because they are afraid to be found out they are just plain liars that cannot be trusted. Anything they say is a lie.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 11:25 PM

"Michael would be best represented by the older man. Not because of his age but because of his wisdom of knowing the value of a piece of paper."

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 7:56 AM

So, was he showing wisdom when he spent $45.00 for a certificate that, as you stated, isn't worthy of being used as toilet paper? LOL

"To Richard: I have been preaching my whole life just not as boldly till now"

-- Posted by michaelbell on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 4:46 AM

That's interesting, because on another one of your blogs, you wrote this:

"I grew up and did the things all children do, was drug to church and hated every minute of it, quit going at 21 and lost faith completely until 25 when because of a young lady leaving I decided to get drunk, boy was I drunk.

The police said by all rights I should not have been walking much less driving, I was in the car but not driving , someone else was, my grandfather who had passed away a few years before was and still is my guardian angel.

I started seeking God again and going to different churches while still drinking, doing drugs and shacking up for almost 5 years."

So if you were doing all of those things, up until the age of about 30, then how have you been preaching your whole life? hmmmm.

-- Posted by Richard on Fri, Jun 6, 2008, at 12:08 AM

It's kind of funny, and I don't mean to be ugly, but I got to say this, because I noticed this awhile back. Reading these blogs reminds me of a talk show where this man was sitting with this doll on his lap. And everytime the Talk Show Host ask the man a question, the doll (Ventriloquist)would answer instead of the man. The man could not talk , for the doll doing ALL the talking for him. It's almost like two people on here are the same person.

Cute and Amazing Ventriloquists:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQNzTpSfz...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDoKF1NZ8...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnVDHzUAj...

I wonder if you can sing?

-- Posted by Momof3&3step&1gran on Fri, Jun 6, 2008, at 2:37 AM

I am a Christian. I believe man was and still is full of sin, from the days of Adam and Eve, and I believe God gave his son Jesus Christ (The Lamb of God)to die on the cross for our sins so that we may have a chance to live spiritually in a place where God has prepared for us. I believe Jesus Christ died, and rose again. Just like we too must die (physically) but through Christ rise again (spiritually).

I believe the bible was written, to tell of past histories of our fathers before us, and of God, and his son Jesus Christ. I believe the bible is written to tell us how we are suppose live (Keeping Gods Commandments), and to warn us of things to come past, present and future. I believe you can not read the bible with out asking God to clear your heart and mind, and ask him to give you understanding of what you are reading. (Let those that can hear, Hear; And those that can see, See). I believe in the Holy Ghost/Holy Spirit that God sends to help guide us, fill us up with, and lift us spiritually when we are down or weary. I believe in prayer to my Heavenly Father, that God does hear and answers prayers even though it may not be what we wanted to know, hear, or have. I believe in repentance of sins to God and forgiveness of others. That we all sin (Thought, Word, or Deed) but that we can be forgiven of sin, because of Jesus Christ sacriffice on the cross for us.

I believe their are False prophets, and False teachers.

-- Posted by Momof3&3step&1gran on Fri, Jun 6, 2008, at 3:54 AM

Momof3&3step&1gran,

You have good eyes and ears. That was well said. Much like Paul said to the Corinthians

11Therefore whether it were I or they, so we preach, and so ye believed.

12Now if Christ be preached that he rose from the dead, how say some among you that there is no resurrection of the dead?

13But if there be no resurrection of the dead, then is Christ not risen:

14And if Christ be not risen, then is our preaching vain, and your faith is also vain.

15Yea, and we are found false witnesses of God; because we have testified of God that he raised up Christ: whom he raised not up, if so be that the dead rise not.

16For if the dead rise not, then is not Christ raised:

17And if Christ be not raised, your faith is vain; ye are yet in your sins.

If Christ had not risen as you and I believe we would be false witnesses, our faith in vain and we would still be in our sins.

Christ did indeed rise and is living today.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Fri, Jun 6, 2008, at 7:24 AM

Richard,

A man preaches with his life every day. You will deliver a sermon today.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Fri, Jun 6, 2008, at 7:28 AM

Evil Monkey,

You said you needed to see a certificate and he showed you one.

Where is the lie?

As long as you believe that Jesus died and has not risen and the Bible is a sham it is really a moot point to reason with you. It is hopeless and all in vain but I will continue as long as you are willing. There is always hope the Son will peep through a break in the Cloud and you will see the Light.

You will know it when you see it.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Fri, Jun 6, 2008, at 7:35 AM

michael

I've read these posts and one question keeps comming to my mind.

If you are an upstanding member of a local assembly and the Lord has called you to preach why weren't you ordained in that church? The pastor would be there to help you through all the Bible studies etc!

-- Posted by sand-flea on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 4:52 PM

sand-flea, I don't know that you ever got a real response to this question. I wonder the same thing myself. Although I agree with the argument that certificates don't make anyone a competent messenger of the Word, I think there certainly are some ways of judging a person's competency in this calling and a person's church body should know and be able to guide him in this process.

I think, just like indigestion is sometimes mistaken for a heart attack, a calling to ministry might just be a false alarm usless properly diagnosed by a competent practioner.

-- Posted by devan on Fri, Jun 6, 2008, at 7:54 AM

Where is the lie?

As long as you believe that Jesus died and has not risen and the Bible is a sham it is really a moot point to reason with you. It is hopeless and all in vain but I will continue as long as you are willing. There is always hope the Son will peep through a break in the Cloud and you will see the Light.

You will know it when you see it.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Fri, Jun 6, 2008, at 7:35 AM

He is ordained through a "University" in which ANYONE can receive the certificate without taking a single class or reading a single verse, or you can always photoshop their own. So, AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN, the fact the he has a piece of paper isn't a lie, it's how he received it that he lied about.

-- Posted by nascarfanatic on Fri, Jun 6, 2008, at 8:08 AM

Evil Monkey,

I think your frustration is presenting a rather large fib in your name.

If you truly felt there was no truth to God or His word,it's not likely you would be so incensed at the idea they could be abused.

Your pain and your anger are a direct result of your having a strong,visceral faith.

You and some of the others may not agree on certain things and the way beliefs have been stated,debated and defended has,for certain,generated more heat than light.

But,having met you,I know that your "secession" from God is either a bitter jest or a far bigger lie than any that has been referred to,so far.

I refuse to believe that you would surrender the truth you defend just because someone may have wanted folks to think he is further on his spiritual journey than he is.

Ignore the man behind the curtain.

If the straw man can do math,he has a brain-with or without a scroll from a doctor of thinkology.

Let the proof be in the pudding-not circular hissy fits.

If a seeker is derailed or a believer declares his faith null and void,who has profited?

Not anyone in the discussion and not anyone who looks here to see how those imbued with God's grace truly live.

-- Posted by quantumcat on Fri, Jun 6, 2008, at 11:35 AM

If you are an upstanding member of a local assembly and the Lord has called you to preach why weren't you ordained in that church? The pastor would be there to help you through all the Bible studies etc!

-- Posted by sand-flea on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 4:52 PM

I'd like to know the answer to that question as well. If you have a church family here in your own community, why would you pay for minister credentials and a letter of good standing from people you've never met, and churches you've never attended? It makes no sense.

Parkerbrothers, was he showing wisdom by paying for a worthless license to preach and a letter of good standing from someone he's never met? Yes or no.

-- Posted by Richard on Fri, Jun 6, 2008, at 12:28 PM

Richard,

He can't answer without lying, no point in asking.

quantumcat,

My faith has waned, how can I believe when there is so much deceit?

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Fri, Jun 6, 2008, at 1:47 PM

We had a very wise evangelist that came and did a revival at our church several years ago. One thing he said I will always remember. He said, "If it bleeds its not your enemy". Satan, or whatever you believe is the root cause of all of our misery, is not embodied in flesh. We know who the father of lies is and how great his power can be when we let him influence us. None of us are above falling for his wiles but none of us is beyond redemption.

EM, just because you are discouraged don't give in. We will continue to have these disputes. Than's OK. If there is only "One Way" to the Father, I suspect there are many ways to "The Way". Your faith is your most precious possession. Don't sell it, give it away, or pawn it. Its hard to get back once its gone.

-- Posted by devan on Fri, Jun 6, 2008, at 3:02 PM

Richard,

I wish I could just answer yes or no.

You just can not get a simple yes or no to a broad question as yours.

Tell me what your definition of wisdom is?

Tell me what your definition of worthless is?

Then I would have to ask you do you want a yes or no based on your definitions or mine or the man in question or the simple majority of Americans definition of which I would not know.

Perhaps the simpliest thing to do is answer you according to my definitions.

Did he show wisdom? Yes, I think he did. #1 - If the law of the land required some certificate then I think he was wise to comply with the law. #2 -If God put no value on the certificate then I think he was also wise in valuing the certificate the same way. #3 - I think he exemplified the same rational as Jesus did in paying tribute to Ceasar. He complied with the law of the land and simply looked in the mouth of a fish to get it as God provided.

Was the licence worthless? No, if it accomplished anything it had a worth and therefore could not be worthless. if the law of the land required one it has some value. Usually the law of the land is what determines the value of these licence and certificates. Most if not all are merely a means of the government knowing a level of information they want to obtain and the more information they need the harder it is to get the licence or permit.

I would bet that a gun permit will be a little harder to get than a licence to preach. I do not know that to be fact but made an assumption using a little common sence of which no certificate has been deemed necessary.(As of yet).

To sum it up Richard to me the certificate could be both.

If a governmental body does not require it now and God does not start requiring it in the future it is as valuable to me as the Sears and Roebuck magazines were in the outhouse at my Grandfathers house.

If a governmental agency does require it now or God issues a demand for one in the future I would value it rather heavily.

The value I assign to the certificate would only hinge on those two requirements only. However the value you, evil monkey, nascarfanatic or me assign to the certificate is irrelevant to the holder of the object. He has demonstrated he knows how to determine his own value of the certificate.

I think a lot of people want to have their definition of worthless and wisdom be used as the prevailing standard of which it can not be to the holder of the object. Beauty, worth, and value are predominately in the eyes of the beholder.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Fri, Jun 6, 2008, at 4:52 PM

Certificates? Worthless. Even in business they are absolutely worthless.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 1:31 PM

Was the licence worthless? No, if it accomplished anything it had a worth and therefore could not be worthless

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Fri, Jun 6, 2008, at 4:52 PM

make up your mind

-- Posted by Richard on Fri, Jun 6, 2008, at 7:46 PM

devan

No I haven't gotten an answer yet.

I do agree that a church body is a good endorsement and is one qualifying factor for the position of a pastor, to be ordained.I would have some reservations if his own assembly didn't support him.

parkerbrothers

Nothing personal; But I asked Michael the question.

-- Posted by sand-flea on Fri, Jun 6, 2008, at 8:26 PM

This is to Sand flea: this was something that I wanted to do on my own.

If for some reason my pastor did not think I was ready for whatever reason it might of caused some hard feelings which I did not want.

I study the bible on my own and get my own revelations from it.

There is some things that I don't agree with my pastor on which we will discuss in time.

It's his church and I am part of his flock for now until I find my own.

I probably have one of the most extensive research library around with my own books plus the net , but most of all the Holy Spirit.

With being ordained this way I can preach my own way and when and where I want without being told what I can say or not say.

My call is to rise up a army of Christians who are not afraid to be heard to join the likes of Rod Parsley, John Hagee and Perry Stone and others who want to bring the Biblical principles back to this country.

This blog is just the start I am working on some guest speaking engagements plus other things.

For the coming of Christ is way closer than we think and way closer than some people are ready for.

Jesus said that a prophet is not accepted in his own land , the bible proves that.I would probably have not been accepted in my own church home I don't know My calling may be miles from here I don't know.All

I know is I am doing things the way the Lord told me and only him will I answer to.

God Bless!

-- Posted by michaelbell on Fri, Jun 6, 2008, at 8:27 PM

parkerbrothers

Nothing personal; But I asked Michael the question.

-- Posted by sand-flea on Fri, Jun 6, 2008, at 8:26 PM

sand-flea

Nothing personal; But I was actually answering Richard. Sorry you thought you were the object of attention.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Fri, Jun 6, 2008, at 9:03 PM

Richard,

I value my certificates of which I am the holder as worthless to certifying my abilities.

If his of which he is the holder have a value to him they may not be worthless to him.

I think the problem here is that everyone keeps wanting to determine the value of his certificate. If it has no value to you do not seek one. If it is of value to him so be it. Again he is the holder of his and only he can have or have not value.

As I told you earlier there is no simple yes or no to a question such as yours, especially when our nose is stuck in someone elses business.

If you want four of the certificates by all means get you four of them.

If I want two of them I will pursue two of them.

If nascarfanatic does not want one let him be.

If evil monkey wants to start selling certificates check out his prices.

It is very simple.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Fri, Jun 6, 2008, at 9:17 PM

sand-flea

Or could it be unknown tongues have occurred?

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Fri, Jun 6, 2008, at 9:25 PM

Michael

I appreciate your answer.I understand where your comming from.I do advise caution (meaning)don't put those other preachers on a pedestal.Don't try to be like them,you have a totally different way of reaching people use your own God given gifts.

We all know if it is from the Lord, it will produce fruit.I do believe your heart is in the right place.People know they are sinning,they need to know there is a saviour that loves them and will forgive them,add a little more concern for the people and compassion.People get condemed every day,if they see no benefit to salvation they will not listen.

parkerbrothers

You appeared to be answering for Michael.I just wanted to hear from him.

-- Posted by sand-flea on Fri, Jun 6, 2008, at 10:07 PM

michael

I've read these posts and one question keeps comming to my mind. If you are an upstanding member of a local assembly and the Lord has called you to preach why weren't you ordained in that church? The pastor would be there to help you through all the Bible studies etc!-- Posted by sand-flea on Thu, Jun 5, 2008, at 4:52 PM

"That's my question as well."

God wants us to "BUILD UP HIS KINGDOM" (NOT TEAR IT DOWN) We are suppose to be leading people, lost and wandering souls to God, not chesstizing and tearing them down, turning them away. This is against God. We are not suppose to Judge others, but we are not suppose to be fooled either.

The bible saids their are many that will preach, heal the sick, and do miraculous things in his name, but he did not send them, (They were not called by God to do so). Our body is Gods temple, and we are suppose to keep it clean. Everyone has instincts on what is right, and what is wrong. The Holy Spirit can guide you of right and wrong, It is up to us to accept it.

Evil Monkey, I understand what you are saying. I'm sad that we (The World) have been told so many different things, that confuse the truth of everything. You and I have talked on the phone, and I have told you what I think about these blogs. The bible tells their is Deceit, lies, False prophets, False Doctrines,etc. among the churches, ministers, christians etc.

No one born of flesh, Christans too is without sin. Their are those that claim to be of God and are only of themselves. Wanting to receive recognition of themselves, and not toward God. Those that quote things from the bible, to prove themselves right, instead of telling scriptures of the bible so that someone can actually learn.

Michael you may have good intent with your blogs that you post, But your blogs are of "Hostility, Division of people, and bring about anger and chaos". This "IS NOT CHRISTIANITY, and NOT OF GOD".

Pastors DO NOT preach a sermon, and then sit back and watch the church argue, and create anger among each other. "I am not Judging YOU". I am reading and hearing the chaos that is being brought from the WORDS YOU ARE Quoting/Posting on your blogs.

A pastor preaches Gods word, he is a vessel/messenger, and God guides him with what to preach. "Not what the preacher wants to preach/quote.

Veiwing your blogs, they sound more like quotes, and talk of doomsday; not as a message coming from God. The pastor is someone you should be able to ask a question about the bible, and he does not get upset, or will not answer. but explain somethings about the bible and what it is saying.

We can not play church, When God is present "Everybody listens". You need to pray for guidance, to turn this around, Are you really a pastor? Do you preach at the Lighthouse Church? Let's not play games when it comes to Gods' Business. Any time you are claiming to be doing work in the name of God then you are doing Gods' Business. Surely you would not lead people into a lie? And I am talking to and asking Michael Bell, not you parkerbrothers. Stop playing the doll and ventriloquist. Unless you yourself ARE Michael Bell. Not trying to be rude.

-- Posted by Momof3&3step&1gran on Fri, Jun 6, 2008, at 10:18 PM

We can not play church, When God is present "Everybody listens". You need to pray for guidance, to turn this around, Are you really a pastor? Do you preach at the Lighthouse Church? Let's not play games when it comes to Gods' Business. Any time you are claiming to be doing work in the name of God then you are doing Gods' Business. Surely you would not lead people into a lie? And I am talking to and asking Michael Bell, not you parkerbrothers. Stop playing the doll and ventriloquist. Unless you yourself ARE Michael Bell. Not trying to be rude.

-- Posted by Momof3&3step&1gran on Fri, Jun 6, 2008, at 10:18 PM

AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- Posted by darrick_04 on Fri, Jun 6, 2008, at 10:43 PM

parkerbrothers

You appeared to be answering for Michael.I just wanted to hear from him.

-- Posted by sand-flea on Fri, Jun 6, 2008, at 10:07 PM

sand-flea,

It was quite clear who I was responding to. Richard asked me a question and I tried to answer him. I actually did not know you had even posted anything on here. I only get a few times a day to quickly read the post on here but I usually comprehend who is talking to whom. Again, no offense sand flea, I was not responding to anything you had said since I did not see you ask me anything.

I think you were guilty of assumming things like a lot of others.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Fri, Jun 6, 2008, at 10:44 PM

parkerbrothers

You appeared to be answering for Michael.I just wanted to hear from him.

-- Posted by sand-flea on Fri, Jun 6, 2008, at 10:07 PM

sand-flea,

It was quite clear who I was responding to. Richard asked me a question and I tried to answer him. I actually did not know you had even posted anything on here. I only get a few times a day to quickly read the post on here but I usually comprehend who is talking to whom. Again, no offense sand flea, I was not responding to anything you had said since I did not see you ask me anything.

I think you were guilty of assumming things like a lot of others.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Fri, Jun 6, 2008, at 10:58 PM

parkerbrothers

I didn't assume anything.From the beginning you were answering for Michael.I wanted to hear his answer not yours.

-- Posted by sand-flea on Fri, Jun 6, 2008, at 11:15 PM

And I am talking to and asking Michael Bell, not you parkerbrothers. Stop playing the doll and ventriloquist. Unless you yourself ARE Michael Bell. Not trying to be rude.

Posted by Momof3&3step&1gran on Fri, Jun 6, 2008, at 10:18 PM

_________________________

Momof3&3step&1gran'

I do not take you as being rude.

You do however appear as mildly dillusional in seeing a doll and ventriloquist.

The quickest way to cure and clear things usually is with cold facts and numbers to show someone what they are actually seeing.

Fact #1 - You have made four (4) post on here. The first of which was post number 6.

Fact #2 - You have been asked zero (0) questions on here.

Fact #3 - I have made fifty-nine (59)post on here. The first one being post number 18 after being asked a direct question on post number 10

Fact #4 - I have been asked eighty-nine (89) direct questions of which the first was from nascarfanatic which said..."LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Parkerbrothers, how do you defend a man who is obviously pretending to be someone he isn't." Almost 4 hours lapsed before I even responded.

Fact #5 - I have had one hundred and six (106) other statements referred to me that were quetions also even though they did not end in a question mark.

Fact #6 - A total of fifty one (51)questions were in various posts in which I was asked or referred to with a direct name as PB, Marvin, or parkerbrothers.

Fact # 7 - A total one hundred-sixty- four (164) additional statements were directed to me by the use of the word "you" as referring to me.

Fact #8 - I made a total of five (5) post that were only complimenting someones good words of which you were one.

Fact #9 - I never answered a post that was directed to another person by name.

Summary of numbers:

You spoke 4 times without being asked anything. That's what the ventriloquist will do for the doll.

I spoke 59 times responding to 215 direct and indirect questions and statements to me? Too busy minding my own business to be the doll or the ventriloquist.

.

.

Doctor Parker's recommendations;

Tell patient to look carefully into mirror. He believes dillusions of dolls and ventriloquist is actually reflection of patient in smokey mirror. Tell patient to remove mirror if symptoms do not go away by morning. If symptoms still persist advised patient to take daily dose of the above 9 factual pills twice a day until reality reestablishes in patient. Patient also seemed to have a mild case of assumptionism that has been reported as spreading. Recommended same prescription as given to previous patient sand-flea. Closed office early and sprayed with truth to disenfect office from possible contamimation of assumptionism.

Not trying to be rude. Just a little factual.

Your very first question: If you were the ventriloquist in post number 6, who was the doll?

Hint: The answer is in the recommendations.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Sat, Jun 7, 2008, at 1:34 AM

Evil monkey,

Would you like to see my doctorate degree?

I am better than the brain surgeon you met in the back alley.(grin)(JK)

Hope you are feeling better.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Sat, Jun 7, 2008, at 1:37 AM

parkerbrothers

I didn't assume anything.From the beginning you were answering for Michael.I wanted to hear his answer not yours.

-- Posted by sand-flea on Fri, Jun 6, 2008, at 11:15 PM

sand-flea,

Doctor Parker is closed for the night. I will see you in the morning and let you document your proclaimed symptoms of non assumptionism.

I also have some new medicine for you to control the uncontrolled speaking in gibberish you have described as possibly having. The instructions are very long (almost 17 pages so far)that I should have ready this weekend if I can find a couple more hours to finish them if you still still insist the syptoms are showing up. It may be early next week before I can finish them but there is no major reason for concern. I actually believe the symptoms are charismatic ecstasy and feelings closely related to pure joy and excitement which is to be expected from within a soul from time to time that resemble your reported statement of symptoms.

Emergency 24 hour contact number: 931-224-1571

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Sat, Jun 7, 2008, at 1:57 AM

To Richard:

Yeah I have preached my whole adult life but I was misleading myself thinking I could do whatever to whoever and whenever I wanted , why? because I was saved!

I don't preach hate not towards people who love Jesus Christ.

If you cannot see that I am trying to get the immoralities like abortion and homosexuality and drugs and porn and other filth called what it is which is sin , and you cannot continually do these things and be saved.

All these things are marching into our society and the Christian voice is being silenced and 99.9% of the Christians are doing nothing or saying nothing I am staying in that 1% group who will say and do something.

Whether it be these blogs or writing congress or signing petitions or whatever.

I am not perfect know , but I have come to realize that we all need the saving grace of Jesus Christ and when you truly know him and have the Holy Spirit in you.These things that I mentioned and others will no longer have no control over you.

People are playing the Christian once saved always saved game to much.

Can you loose your salvation no but who wants to be in the outer court looking into the Holy of Hollies.

That is like staring through a knothole to watch a ballgame or a restraunt window to watch somebody else eat a meal.

I want to get as close as I can.

-- Posted by michaelbell on Sat, Jun 7, 2008, at 7:31 AM

"We had a very wise evangelist that came and did a revival at our church several years ago.

One thing he said I will always remember.

He said, 'If it bleeds it's not your enemy'.

Satan, or whatever you believe is the root cause of all of our misery, is not embodied in flesh.

We know who the father of lies is and how great his power can be when we let him influence us.

None of us are above falling for his wiles but none of us is beyond redemption.

EM, just because you are discouraged don't give in.

We will continue to have these disputes. Than's OK.

If there is only "One Way" to the Father, I suspect there are many ways to "The Way".

Your faith is your most precious possession.

Don't sell it, give it away, or pawn it.

Its hard to get back once its gone. "

-- Posted by devan on Fri, Jun 6, 2008, at 3:02 PM

devan,I liked your statement very much.

There's been enough blood drawn to prove that none of us is the enemy.

Speak up,if any of you WANT to see people confused and discouraged instead of enlightened and called into action to make your world a saner,more life-affirming place.

E M, we speak of the moon waxing and waning.

It doesn't,really.

It just seems that way according to how much the world stands between it and the Light.

The parts that are in shadow seem diminished but the moon remains whole.

The source of the moon's illumination is still there and potent as ever.

Be confident that the Son will again be fully reflected in your faith and your gibbous belief will wax into a Thunder Moon with soothing argent radiance capable of making noonday-bright the darkest hours.

-- Posted by quantumcat on Sat, Jun 7, 2008, at 9:05 AM

Michael, you posted that you do not preach hate to those that love Jesus Christ. Is it not our jobs as Chistians to try to bring the word of salvation and love to those that do not know and are lost in sin? You are using Christ as a way of condoning your hate. Shame!!!! As it has been said countless times before hate the sin not the sinner, not the other way around. A true preacher is there to help make sure souls get saved!

-- Posted by For the kids on Sat, Jun 7, 2008, at 10:02 AM

I do hate the sin and not the sinner and want to do my best to help show them the truth and that is that they will die in their ins ans spend eternity in hell.

-- Posted by michaelbell on Sat, Jun 7, 2008, at 10:07 AM

This is rich, The manic poster and the wannabe Hagee show how Christians are not supposed to be. And now, I have never been so relieved, my burden has now lifting knowing heaven, hell, jesus, god are all but a mere fairytale.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Sat, Jun 7, 2008, at 10:46 AM

And now, I have never been so relieved, my burden has now lifting knowing heaven, hell, jesus, god are all but a mere fairytale.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Sat, Jun 7, 2008, at 10:46 AM

Evil Monkey,

I think you said the same thing last year when you compared it to Stargate?

I hope you change your mind by next year.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Sat, Jun 7, 2008, at 3:16 PM

Doesn't matter, at least, I am not a liar.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Sat, Jun 7, 2008, at 4:32 PM

parkerbrothers

sand-flea

Or could it be unknown tongues have occurred?

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Fri, Jun 6, 2008, at 9:25 PM

I also have some new medicine for you to control the uncontrolled speaking in gibberish you have described as possibly having

Posted by parkerbrothers on Sat, Jun 7, 2008, at 1:57 AM

It will be hard for you to prescribe any medicine to anyone,concerning the gifts of the Holy Spirit.Seeing as how you are uneducated in that field.Because if you knew anything about him you would not be making fun of his gifts.

To get an education in this field you will have to humble yourself to the Lord and receive the infilling of the Holy Ghost,then you can help other people.A doctor with no education in a particular field is of no use in that field.

-- Posted by sand-flea on Sat, Jun 7, 2008, at 5:54 PM

sand-flea

When you speak in Tongues, that isn't you choosing what to speak or what language to use. My understanding is that the Holy Spirit is doing the talking and you have no control over what is being said. You may be able to stop the speaking, but not control what is being said becasue it is from God.

-- Posted by Unique-Lies on Sat, Jun 7, 2008, at 8:01 PM

unique-lies

Good to hear from you.I was hopeing you would show up soon.

YES! Also speaking in tongues is by the unction of the Holy Spirit.That is one of the gifts we receive from him.I know you know all this.

Chime in again soon.

-- Posted by sand-flea on Sat, Jun 7, 2008, at 8:47 PM

"This is to ParkerBrothers"

You said:

Fact #9 - I never asnwered a post that was directed to another person by name.

(THAT IS NOT TRUE)

Posted by EM to jaxspike:

jaxspike, I gotta alot of respect for you, but it isn't about me asking for credentials, He stated he was studying, taking classes...... So am I wrong to insinuate that he should have some sort of papers when he stated he did?-Posted by Evil Monkey on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 5:23 PM.

(And then comes You to EM)

Evil Monkey, The best bird dog I ever had came with no papers. .-Posted by parkerbrothers on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 5:53 PM

(Here is anotherone)

Em said to Michael:

"By the way Christ called people demonic, demon and Saton so don't get to offended." I know I am not demonic, so I am not offended.... "A few friends study with me so I thought I better get the credentials before any legal issue came up."-Posted by Evil Monkey on Wed, Jun 4, 2008 at 9:39 PM

(And here comes you to EM)

Evil Monkey, If I had to produce a piece of paper as credentials for you then I am not in need of working for you and you are in no need of me.-Posted by parkerbrothers on Wed, Jun 4, 2008, at 9:50 PM

>>>And their are many more<<<

Majority of the questions and comments are asked to, and directed to "MICHAEL BELL" but you keep jumping in starting arguments as a distraction, (NOT minding your business) and then Michael goes to a whole new blog. This has been (YOUR) pattern throughout many of Michaels past blogs. "No one was talking to you" "But maybe you want to be the center of attention YOUSELF". May be you will go and get a peice of paper claiming you are now "Doctor Parker"

You call yourself defending Michael, but you are actually stirring arguments further, keeping up the chaos.

If a contractor is being hired to do work, a client has A RIGHT to question his skills and ability, his licensing, and former clients. "THAT'S BUSINESS".

And if this contractor wants to get MAD because they question him, or he don't want to TELL of his licensing and allow the clients to check him out then he must have something to hide.

Michael calls himself a pastor, claims to be preaching to anyone who would listen. But those that listen hear, Personal Veiws directed to people by way of using the Bible. It is one thing to preach "GODS WORD" and it is another to preach "Your Word" by using the bible. Michaels blogs are centered around the same subjects "Homosexual, abortion, drugs, porn. In other words (SEX) and the end of times.

So people question his claim of being called to preach. He should be truthful upfront and open to poeple who are interested.

I'm not telling him to stop his studying to be a minister; He has a desire to preach Gods word, and maybe one day God will see him fit to do so. But first he needs to Let Go, and Let God. Not his way, Gods way. Not preaching his Issues, preaching Gods Issues. If these subjects are the only thing he feels God is telling him to preach on, then perhaps he needs to take SELF out of the box, and pray for a true message from God.

(Parkerbrothers Said):

You spoke 4 times without being asked anything. That's what the ventriloquist will do for the doll.

I do not have to be asked a question to make a statement, or ask a question myself. Out of the 4 times I posted, I never asked YOU a question, but yet you made a point to say something to me anyway. When I did say something to you, it was to tell you, "I'M NOT ASKING YOU, I'M ASKING MICHAEL BELL", but yet you respond anyway.

"Michael is the man, and you are the doll that sitteth upon Michaels lap. When any one asks something of Michael (the ventriloquist), you the "doll, dummy, puppet, or what ever you want to call yourself (doctor?)" would be the one to respond.

-- Posted by Momof3&3step&1gran on Sat, Jun 7, 2008, at 11:34 PM

Evil Monkey

You know, it is easier to keep a brother downtrodden to continue the sheeple effect going. That is what religion has come to, Nothing is is about the empowering of one self to a better ending. It is always about the Great Calamity, the vengeful rage against their oppressors etc. I find it pitiful, sad and downright depressing that you, michael and a few others go to great lengths to continue this debacle.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Tue, Jun 3, 2008, at 1:57 PM

I do agree, some pastors want to keep their people under their control.They will use any means possible to do that.The sad part is, they use the Bible most of the time.I know what you mean about enpowering the people to a better end.If the people are not taught that they have the power of the Holy Spirit working in them, just like the pastor,they think he's the one in control and will not do anything without his premission,because they think they can't.This is a lie from satan.When you have a pastor that thinks and acts this way he has put himself in the place of the almighty,he thrives on all the attention,and is so proud of himself.He thinks everyone depends on him(everyone loves me i have all the answers)but he made them that way(sheeple)and his church is ineffective,so that falls right into satans plan,they think they don't have any power or abilities to accomplish the work of God therefore they do nothing.

There is always going to be sin in this world.There is no problem of calling it for what it is.I do agree, they need to get off it.The love of Christ is greater than any sin.If this is a christian blog,then speak on the good things of Jesus let people see the saving grace of the Lord not the condemnation,he's about love.Love the Lord thy God,Love your neighbor as thyself.Some people want to use the scripture in MATT 10-34-38 as a way to justify their preaching division in the world,but this scripture is just telling us that those who accept Jesus as the risen Lord will not be accepted by sinners,even their own family members,so don,t expect the world to accept you.But you don't go preaching condemnation(that never won anyone to the Lord)and the attitude that I'm right and your wrong,and your going to hell, does no good.A man that has the heart of a pastor does not preach division,he will show you your need for a saviour,and teach the love of Christ and reconcile the two together.Some want to make a point that I'm right because of pride,don't argue with them,there is no point,a good pastor will admitt his mistakes,and threrfore gain more respect from the people,because that pride doesn't live in him,he is human and does make mistakes and they don't think that (because they are called of God) ,that everything they say is absolute truth and perfect.The only absolute truth and perfection is the Bible and that is taken out of context a lot of times.

Someone that is called to be a pastor needs to spend some time under a ordained Pastor to see if he has the heart of a pastor and needs to be seasoned for a time.To find out if his heart is right or is just looking for the prestiege of being called a pastor.He gets this training through the local assembly.The one exception i would make for that is, if the presiding pastor is like the one mentioned above,if that's the case, you need to be in another church anyways.Just going to church a lot of years does not make someone capable of being a pastor.

-- Posted by sand-flea on Sun, Jun 8, 2008, at 11:17 AM

Momof3&3step&1gran,

All I can say is the proof is all posted above in which the figures were calculated. Put in in a spreadsheet yourself if need be.

The 3 questions you did however bring up can appear that I was answereing a question that someone asked to someone other than me. The timing of when one post is posted in its order will sometimes cause this to happen. I might answer a question or respond to a comment to me someone had been asking and if someone else post 2 or 3 post before I hit the send button theirs will appear in order right before my responce and can make it look like I was responding to them instead of a comment to me.

Case in point to you Momof3&3step&1gran:

You claim that I was answering a question with post number 31 to post number 30 that was from EM to Jaxspike and not minding my business. If you would do just a little more careful research you would easily see that I was responding to post number 29 which was from EM directly to me. Actually it was also a further clarification of post 20 - 29 between EM and myself on the issue of certificates.

As you may recall we have had this issue on here before. I believe it was uniquelies who condemned me for posting the actual post I was responding to everytime I answered one. You may also recall that I told him he had not been on here long enough to see the reason behind my added clarification everytime but he would learn in time.

Uniquelies,

I hope you now see what I was referring to about 2 months ago??? I was just trying to prevent something like this from happening again.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Sun, Jun 8, 2008, at 1:34 PM

Momof3&3step&1gran,

One more quick clarifier. The nature of these blogs do not intend for it to be a private communication between two people.

Quite the opposite. They are more purposeful in open communication and thought and opinion sharing.

With that being said you answer and give opinion to what you desire and I will do the same.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Sun, Jun 8, 2008, at 1:39 PM

sand-flea,

Michael has about 15 minutes invested in his "ordainment", he doesn't study, he copies and pastes from other websites. If you notice in his blogs, each "fragmented sentence/paragraph" contains one passage from a site that has nothing to do with any other part of Michael's "thought-pattern".

Now, he stated several times he was ordained, he had credentials, studied with Rabbis, saw visions of grandeur, and heard voices. I really do not know where he gets his ideas, He states God's Will. I oppose that thought, I think he is after his Own Will. He reads other sites and gets wacko ideas about his own selfish needs to be a television evangelist and wants the money and fame that comes with it.

He stated in a previous blogs he had credentials, he denies that now. Yet, in this Blog there is a letter: http://www.t-g.com/blogs/michaelbell/ent....

This goes to show, he has been studying all his life? Seems to be some holes in the story, that paper? Can get it in less than 5 minutes. So what is the truth? Who is this man? How it stands now is that Michael Bell bears false witness and puppetbros is his harlot.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Sun, Jun 8, 2008, at 1:47 PM

You claim that I was answering a question with post number 31 to post number 30 that was from EM to Jaxspike and not minding my business. If you would do just a little more careful research you would easily see that I was responding to post number 29 which was from EM directly to me. Actually it was also a further clarification of post 20 - 29 between EM and myself on the issue of certificates.

- Posted by parkerbrothers on Sun, Jun 8, 2008, at 1:34 PM

If ONLY your eye was as keen to everything Michale contradicted, this conversation would be a little more effective. But you see no flaws in his lies, his misleading thoughts and completely bi-polar postings... It's so ironic you can remember what you told Unique-Lies 2 months ago, but can't remember the multiple lies Michael espouses from one day to the next.

-- Posted by jesuslovesevery1 on Sun, Jun 8, 2008, at 2:05 PM

Evil Monkey

I do not agree with the method he used to get his ordination.

I read the site you posted,that explains a lot,I had never seen that one before.

Michael

Get out of the Old Testament of DEATH and move into the New Testament of LIFE,LOVE,COMPASSION,AND FORGIVENESS.

Sin and sinners will always be here,our job is to get people to see the saving love of Jesus.

-- Posted by sand-flea on Sun, Jun 8, 2008, at 2:49 PM

sand-flea,

Just curious. What is the Savior saving us from? Is there anything to be saved from?

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Sun, Jun 8, 2008, at 3:05 PM

Because if you knew anything about him you would not be making fun of his gifts.

Posted by sand-flea on Sat, Jun 7, 2008, at 5:54 PM

sand-flea,

I am not making fun of His temporary sign gifts that were for a specific purpose which is clearly stated in the Bible.

I am however calling into question charismatic gibberings being associated as replacing these temporary sign gifts.

I will follow up with the documentation as time allows. It is quite extensive and I need to type my old handnotes from when I had devoted time to this issue.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Sun, Jun 8, 2008, at 3:20 PM

What does that have anything to do with the Lies? Oh Another change of the subject? Yeah lets steer away from the actual fact of the matter at hand.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Sun, Jun 8, 2008, at 4:49 PM

Evil Monkey,

I was just posting someting to a comment of sandfleas. You are right. It did not have anything to do with the topic you want to remain on. But you do have to realize how these blogs work and a lot of different discussions take place on here in relation to topics that have been mentioned earlier.

Is there anything else you wanted me to discuss with you since you felt I had deserted you on the topic. I felt like we have covered about as much as anyone could on certificates and such. But if you have any other thoughts just let me know.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Sun, Jun 8, 2008, at 5:54 PM

parkerbrothers

I know what you are talking about and I knew back then what you were talking about as far as copying and pasting everyones comments.

You answer so many blog comments that you have to, so you can keep track of the answers you give. I was only telling you how boring it was to keep reading the same blogs over and over again. Makes it harder to see where you are in the blog.

Jesus is the same yesterday, today and tomorrow. Jesus is alive today and tomorrow just like He was yesterday and offers His gift of salvation to everyone today and everyday after today til the end comes. With Salvation comes the gifts of salvation when we are born again. These gifts are alive today and apply to everyone who comes to Christ. God didn't list all the gifts He gives to us just to take them away so you, your chidren and grandchildren can not enjoy the gifts from God.

If you think these gifts have been done away with then you might as well close the pages to your Bible and put it away until Christ returns. Jesus had to leave and ascend into heaven so the Holy Ghost could come down and enter the disciples and everyone else who accepts Christ as their Lord and Savior. That is being baptised in the holy spirit. If you don't receive the Holy Spirit, you haven't accepted Jesus. If you received the Holy Ghost, then you can't say the Gifts were done away with after the Disciples died because this Holy Ghost is a Gift, just like speaking in tongues.

-- Posted by Unique-Lies on Sun, Jun 8, 2008, at 7:10 PM

Unique,

If you want an more up-to-date website, let me know I would like the opportunity to re-design your handyman site.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Sun, Jun 8, 2008, at 7:15 PM

Evil Monkey

I'm retired now and don't work that much anymore. My handyman site was just something to play with and not bring customers. I could use some advice on how to keep spamers from dominating my email, comment and chat program, cgi's etc.

I found a program that lets me lock everything on my website from being read by crawlers and spamers. Can't be listed on search engines if used.

I put up the gone fishing sign to stop spammers. Have you seen the site?

-- Posted by Unique-Lies on Sun, Jun 8, 2008, at 7:46 PM

yeah I saw it awhile ago, yeah I know how to do all that, best thing i use is contact forms that use Capcha images. I know you have seen them, they have the alphanumerical image that people type in that spammers cannot see. You need not use CGI, use PHP, it is alot more secure.

You can still see by search engines if you use the techniques above. Just make sure your email address isn't listed on your site etc.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Sun, Jun 8, 2008, at 8:08 PM

I don't get it! I gave everyone a free chat line, Free Classifieds, free comments, a way to list service needed and all I got in return was hackers and spammers wanting to advertise porno, etc. or tell me I am not very smart. I pretty much shut it down but the hackers still have access.

I have seen sites where the pages consist of images that can't be clicked on. I am assuming that is what you are talking about.

-- Posted by Unique-Lies on Sun, Jun 8, 2008, at 8:23 PM

parkerbrothers

I know what you are talking about and I knew back then what you were talking about as far as copying and pasting everyones comments.

You answer so many blog comments that you have to, so you can keep track of the answers you give. I was only telling you how boring it was to keep reading the same blogs over and over again. Makes it harder to see where you are in the blog.

Posted by Unique-Lies on Sun, Jun 8, 2008, at 7:10 PM

Unique-Lies,

Glad to see you understood. But it looks like it is a no-win situation. You can not satisfy everyone.

Yes, they may get boring to look at when you copy the whole thing but at least there is clarity provided and I still think that is what is desired.

Anyway, I guess it is like I told you earlier. I should just post it the way I want to and if someone does not like it there is always the scroll bar function I recommended to you.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Sun, Jun 8, 2008, at 8:25 PM

parkerbrothers

I feel sad for you.You are missing out on so much of the Lord and you don't even know it.Someone has told you a lie and you believe them.I pray for your sake,that one day your eyes will open to the best gift that God has to offer.

You don't have to post all that gibberish you have.Because all you have are words,I have the personal experience living in me,and I know it to be true ,because I live it every day and it is confirmed in the Bible.Just because you don't beleive it doesn't diminish his capabilities one bit.

-- Posted by sand-flea on Sun, Jun 8, 2008, at 8:25 PM

"I have seen sites where the pages consist of images that can't be clicked on. I am assuming that is what you are talking about."

Sorta, let me show you.

http://www.shelbyvillemainstreet.com/con...

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Sun, Jun 8, 2008, at 8:29 PM

If you think these gifts have been done away with then you might as well close the pages to your Bible and put it away until Christ returns.

Posted by Unique-Lies on Sun, Jun 8, 2008, at 7:10 PM

I only believe the temporary sign gifts ceased. It took me a long time to become convinced of the sign gifts ceasation but I am convinced. I think there is a form of intense joy and spiritual happiness that can become confused with the sign gifts but it is discernable with ample study.

Let's not forget however, whether they have remained in effect or not it does not damage the foundation.

Whether you choose to speak 5 words of wisdom that can be understood or 10,000 words of non understanding pray it supports the foundation and does not undermine it.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Sun, Jun 8, 2008, at 8:50 PM

EM

I'd have to do a lot of learning to use all that code. I don't long for this world much longer so I just play with what I know and can pick up easily. It's Hard to teach an old dog like me, new tricks.

-- Posted by Unique-Lies on Sun, Jun 8, 2008, at 9:12 PM

Well actually if you want, you can use that contact us, to contact me and I can show you a few tricks to help you out.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Sun, Jun 8, 2008, at 9:38 PM

Parkerbrothers,

You said:

Fact #9 - I never answered a post that was directed to another person by name.

(NOT TRUE)

(This is sandflea talking to EM and then to Michael, in which Michael never answers, because his Doll "YOU" do.)

Evil Monkey

I do not agree with the method he used to get his ordination. I read the site you posted,that explains a lot,I had never seen that one before.

Michael

Get out of the Old Testament of DEATH and move into the New Testament of LIFE,LOVE,COMPASSION,AND FORGIVENESS.

Sin and sinners will always be here,our job is to get people to see the saving love of Jesus.-- Posted by sand-flea on Sun, Jun 8, 2008, at 2:49 PM

(And here is you "Not minding your own business" "And you responding to remarks that were made to somebody else", that you claim you don't do.)

sand-flea,

Just curious. What is the Savior saving us from? Is there anything to be saved from?-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Sun, Jun 8, 2008, at 3:05 PM

I do not need, nor want a spread sheet. And your calculated figures does not have nothing to do with you responding to questions/remarks that are asked/directed to Michael Bell; But of course you "Just might be Michael Bell" posting through another phone line as parkerbrothers, so you can say things that Michael the Pastor should not say, or what ever. Which one is it? "The Ventriloquist" or "Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde". After all you did try to claim you are now a doctor. Maybe both of you are just schizophrenia

I am not the only one that notice, that you respond to "nearly ALL" of Michael Bells questions or comments, and Michael himself does not. Strange pattern. You can not respond for him before God, so you might as well let him learn how to respond now for himself. He wants to be a pastor, then let him respond on his own. "Will the REAL Michael Bell" stand up.

-- Posted by Momof3&3step&1gran on Mon, Jun 9, 2008, at 12:16 AM

Correction.

"Will the REAL Michael Bell" stand up?

-- Posted by Momof3&3step&1gran on Mon, Jun 9, 2008, at 12:24 AM

I am going to apologize to Michael, and parkerbrothers, what I have posted toward you two is ugly and does not feel right with my heart. This is the type of chaos these blogs bring. My pastor told me to stay off of this blog a while back, I did avoid them for a while, but then I visited some of the blogs posted that seemed unrelated to your normal blogs,

http://www.t-g.com/blogs/michaelbell/ent...

http://www.t-g.com/blogs/michaelbell/ent...

http://www.t-g.com/blogs/michaelbell/ent...

http://www.t-g.com/blogs/michaelbell/ent...

http://www.t-g.com/blogs/michaelbell/ent...

and that got me back looking at them all over again.

Michael good luck with your goals, and let me say, "God is Love" and your blogs need more of it. Parkerbrothers maybe you feel defensive to all the remarks to Michael, since you first took a stance to defend his agendas on these blogs; I don't know. It just seems like you respond throught the whole blog defending Michael against any negative comments or questions. Any way, I am sorry for carrying on these arguments; I do not like where all of this is going. God Bless All.

-- Posted by Momof3&3step&1gran on Mon, Jun 9, 2008, at 1:14 AM

Momof3&3step&1gran

I know what you mean. I was getting carried away with all the arguing too. I had to bail out. I come back and read a few lines now and then, but hope I don't ever get entangled again like I was. All that arguing doesn't solve anything and everyone is still going to believe what they want to.

I have often said to myself, "No man, should be allowed to know all the things that I know!" It could easily be a curse not a blessing."

-- Posted by Unique-Lies on Mon, Jun 9, 2008, at 8:54 AM

Momof3&3step&1gran,

I accept any apologies you feel neccessary and offer mine to any you feel needed.

I do want to say it is not Michael I feel a need to defend. It is the Word of God I feel for. I have never met the man (Michael)to my knowledge. Even though I have seen a couple of different pictures on here of him it is not his physical features that I would recognize if I saw him. It is his spirit and heart that I should recognize.

I will admit that I do agree with his message and methods of application.

I am convinced that someone can not become saved until they know what they are in need of being saved from.

Whether it be a mountain lion, grizzly bear, turbulent waters or the wrath and anger of God.

I am probably just backwards from the majority of people on here. I would feel foolish throwing someone a life jacket in the middle of WalMart parking lot.

Some on here think you need to tell someone of how firm the parking lot is at Walmart and how nice the breeze feels and the warmth of the beautiful day and then think you can then convince them they need to grab hold of the life jacket you are tossing them minutes later. I just fail to see the rationing behind that.

That is why I ask people on here "what is it that the Savior is saving from?" He can not be a Savior and have nothing to save people from. Can He?????

I personally wish God did not have a wrath toward sin. But He is the Potter and I am the clay pot. Who am I to tell Him how to make His pots and what He will do with them?

I personally feel that this Wrath and Anger is what John the Baptist was talking about when he asked the Pharisees "O generation of vipers, who hath warned you to flee from the wrath to come?" and Jesus spoke of when He said "Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?"

Momof3&3step&1gran when you try to discern something always look at the simple and clear things. If it is not simple and clear it is probably not of God. Look simply at how someone views God and His Son through His given Word to us. That will usually tell it all. Discern their word against the Word. If the Word says we have a living Savior we do. If the Word reveals a equally oppossing side of the love of God and shows He does have a wrath toward sin then write it on the wall. It is so.

I have learned more by studying the Wrath and Anger of God about Him as anything. I will always say you can never know the depth of His Love until you come to terms with the width of His Anger and Wrath.

The more intense I see the Wrath and Anger the more I see a greater Love and Grace of Him.

He did not just save me from a little something. He saved and spared me from a wrath that is immense! But no more immense is it that the Grace that fell. They equally and beautifully compliment one another.

Again apologies accepted and even more apologies given to you for my bluntness and abrasiveness. I just do not want to see anybody exposed to this wrath to come and do the best I can as I am lead. My intent is to harm noone.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Mon, Jun 9, 2008, at 10:45 AM

Parker Brothers,

There's no problem with seeing the cracks in the dam and warning people about the flood coming.

It's fine to tell people to head for higher ground as the waters rise.

It's good to hand out life jackets.

But,don't be afraid to tell people about how the slums and decay will be gone and sturdy homes and greenery will take their place.

Remind them that water isn't just a means of killing the ungodly.

It quenches thirst,grows crops,cleanses us and makes it a lot more fun to swim,fish and water-ski.

Tell us about broken dams,global warming and any other preventable cause that could lead to our drowning or the ruin of our lives.

But,tell of the things God is preserving and of the blessings we haven't even experienced yet.

Be pro-God rather than anti-Satan.

Go toward Heaven instead of away from Hell.

The devil thinks in voids and absence.

God is Presence.

We have to have some sense that there is good out there before we can be upset at the thought of losing it.

-- Posted by quantumcat on Mon, Jun 9, 2008, at 2:24 PM

I personally feel that this Wrath and Anger is what John the Baptist was talking about when he asked the Pharisees "O generation of vipers, who hath warned you to flee from the wrath to come?" and Jesus spoke of when He said "Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?"

Did you ever thing that is why God willed me to come here? Maybe I am John the Baptist's mentor and you and Michael Bell are the Pharisees?

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Mon, Jun 9, 2008, at 4:14 PM

Thank you parkerbrothers your apologies accepted too.

"what is it that the Savior is saving from?"

My answer is: Spiritual Death and turmoil (The Lake of Fire).

To give us life everlasting (Spiritual Heaven).

Your body is Gods temple "Keep it Holy"

If you have hate, anger, and revenge, etc. this will weigh on your soul; "Sin"

But if you have Love and compassion toward others, forgiveness of others, and a desire to do Gods will, etc. this will lift your soul up; "Saving your soul".

It's just like eating junk food your body reacts to it badly. Eating Healthy foods your body reacts good to it.

Your Soul or your "Temple" reacts the same way. To keep it Holy is to keep it Healthy.

-- Posted by Momof3&3step&1gran on Mon, Jun 9, 2008, at 4:40 PM

Also Don't just study, Wrath and Anger. Study the WHOLE bible. You will see that people did sin in the old testament days, they had to make sacriffice of animals, etc. and ask God for forgiveness; and God did forgive. And he did make "NEW COVENANTS" with people he forgave.

In the New Testament days sin was so great man needed an ULTIMATE Sacriffice "THE LAMB OF GOD" which is "Jesus Christ" his Death on the Cross and then Ressurection that rose to heaven, was so that we may Die physically our sinful Body, And relive spiritually our spiritual body "Our Soul going to Heaven".

-- Posted by Momof3&3step&1gran on Mon, Jun 9, 2008, at 4:57 PM

Momof3&3step&1gran,

I am with you on all you said.

I do study the entire Bible. That is where I learned of the Wrath and Anger of God and the Mercy and Grace of God. Hard to read any of it with an open mind and not see both. They compliment each other well.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Mon, Jun 9, 2008, at 8:40 PM

But,don't be afraid to tell people about how the slums and decay will be gone and sturdy homes and greenery will take their place.

Posted by Posted by quantumcat on Mon, Jun 9, 2008, at 2:24 PM

quantumcat,

That usually comes right after they get the life vest secured and fastened. You get to telling them too much while they are strapping it on and they may not get it properly buckled?

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Mon, Jun 9, 2008, at 8:45 PM

If giving them a reason to put on the vest is a distraction,don't do it.

(Don't mention how dead bodies,debris,oil slicks,pesticides and mosquitoes are going to leave the water unpotable and everything else will be so much mildewed chaos,either.)

Just give them a simple statement of the problem,offer them the solution and give them the sense that there's a reason to stay afloat and get ready to swim to shore when it is sighted.

Some people would just let the water get over their heads if all they heard about were the realities of 'gators in the water,unaccommodating insurance companies,FEMA shortcomings and the problems of finding their loved ones,relocating and rebuilding their lives.

It's foolish to ignore either side of the equation.

Horrible homilies and saccharine sermons both seem incomplete and short-sighted.

There's more accuracy and credibility in giving the bitter and the sweet even as a seder incorporates sharp-flavored herbs and juices along with dessert.

One Passover dish is haroset: a misture of fruit,nuts and wine reminiscent of the mortar the enslaved Hebrews handled while in captivity.

The ingredients we use to hold our faith together can also be sweet like fruit,pungent like wine and rich like nuts.

If God combines diverse elements in His Word,His celebrations and His people,who are we to offer one aspect of truth and not another?

If Pollyanna Whittier had a duty to save her community from dour,pessimistic and frightening preaching,perhaps Michael,Marvin and others have a ministry to spare us the dangers of lessons that undervalue the role of righteousness and gloss over God's stern demands that we be virtuous.

When we play the Glad Game like the little missionaries' daughter,we can celebrate that we can know both halves of the truth and don't have to base our lives on either just one portion of the Lord's message - or none at all.

-- Posted by quantumcat on Tue, Jun 10, 2008, at 2:58 PM

Sorry dude but your certificate means SNIT

My brother who calls himself an atheist, as a joke, found a website, took a test and now has a certificate on the wall that looks similar to this one and it's his biggest joke of all. I just don't buy it after reading things that have been said here and your buying right into it. A true man of god shouldn't feel the need to bow down and prove anything to anyone. And after looking at the events of the weekend the Parkers need to go looking for salvation in the proper places not this blog.

-- Posted by truckindaddy on Tue, Jun 10, 2008, at 3:11 PM

truckindaddy,

I would have to loose something before I could find it again. My salvation was given a while back and it is something I can never loose so why would I need to go anywhere to find it?

That is why it is so valuable.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Tue, Jun 10, 2008, at 6:45 PM

"it is something I can never loose" Really? So you can run over people and beat them senseless and that's just ok?

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Tue, Jun 10, 2008, at 11:09 PM

Evil Monkey,

I know you and your natural itch to want to hear more but you will have to wait and let the actual truth become known at the proper time. There is a time and place for everything and the actual truth always prevails. Just be patient and allow it to become exposed. Sorry but that is all that I can say to that earthly matter.

As far as never "loosing my salvation" I will discuss that with you. No, evil monkey I can not loose that. I am in His hands, not Him in mine. I can not put him back and forth on the cross. In his own words "It is finished".

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Wed, Jun 11, 2008, at 8:04 AM

Wow...last I knew it is not our place to judge others. Only one can judge, as he is perfect, and that is God. Unless you are perfect, can walk on water, and do nothing wrong do not judge others. Who cares about a piece of paper, or anything else for that matter. That is his business not ours, and we all need to spend more time worrying about ourself, and making sure we are living as we should. After all is there anyone that has not made mistakes in their life. I am not saying he lied or did not lie, but what I am saying is IT IS NOT OUR PLACE TO JUDGE HIM!!!!

-- Posted by bratgirl1216 on Wed, Jun 11, 2008, at 9:32 AM

bratgirl,

Oh its ok for him to do it, but NOW the paper doesn't matter, but before it did. Is it our business? Well, yeah if he is on a public forum, we have a right to object to his hate-filled teachings. I worry about my kids, and wackos like this walking around teaching things I really don't want my kids to believe in. This is not the teachings my kids will ever live by, because they are just plain wrong.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Wed, Jun 11, 2008, at 11:51 AM

parkerbrothers, you said:

My salvation was given a while back and it is something I can never loose so why would I need to go anywhere to find it?

What does god's wrath and anger tell you about these verses?

Matthew 12:43-45

43 "When an unclean spirit goes out of a man, he goes through dry places, seeking rest, and finds none.

44 Then he says, 'I will return to my house from which I came.' And when he comes, he finds it empty, swept, and put in order.

45 Then he goes and takes with him seven other spirits more wicked than himself, and they enter and dwell there; and the last state of that man is worse than the first. So shall it also be with this wicked generation."

Who do you think these verses apply to?

They apply to any man who finds salvation then entangles himself in the world again. How would he get rid of 8 evil spirits after that?

-- Posted by Unique-Lies on Wed, Jun 11, 2008, at 6:38 PM

unique-lies

When I read your last post.It just hit me!

How someone could get forgiveness of sin(empty,swept,and in order.But no one is living there(no Holy Spirit)it's empty.I now see how some people get forgiveness and return to their same old ways and think everything is O.K.They are deceived.

-- Posted by sand-flea on Wed, Jun 11, 2008, at 7:52 PM

http://www.t-g.com/story/1435689.html

Interesting... One "Christian" lies on multiple occasions this week and never admits to it, while the other "Christian" runs over someone, then proceeds to assault them, yet even if we don't know both sides of the story, there must be some justification for a thing Jesus would NEVER DO! (We'll never hear a sorry from someone who's ego is taller than Mt. Kilimanjaro, yet whose personality is as low as the Dead Sea)

This is simply God showing through in more ways than one. Michael, why don't you write a blog about this? I suppose the homosexuals who aren't harming ANYONE are much easier targets than people like Marvin who physically assault fellow human beings...

-- Posted by nascarfanatic on Wed, Jun 11, 2008, at 8:18 PM

I can see the real "Christian" spirit at work here. Someone falls into trouble and then you pile on. Have you prayed for Marvin and his brother. That might do more good for all of you than retribution. I can see the cheek being turned here but its not a cheek on the face.

-- Posted by devan on Wed, Jun 11, 2008, at 8:36 PM

Retribution huh? This is not people seeking retribution, this is GOD showing us all REAL parkerbrothers and the REAL Michael Bell (remember, God doesn't like lukewarm Christians), ironically within the same 10 day period.

-- Posted by nascarfanatic on Wed, Jun 11, 2008, at 8:47 PM

I guess this is God showing us the REAL nascarfanatic also.

-- Posted by devan on Wed, Jun 11, 2008, at 10:35 PM

Yup.. the one who is saying, I told you so! Have a nice night Devan. You still never told all those folks in the other blog to behave like "Christians" ... Wonder Why?

-- Posted by nascarfanatic on Wed, Jun 11, 2008, at 10:41 PM

parkerbrothers, you said:

My salvation was given a while back and it is something I can never loose so why would I need to go anywhere to find it?

What does god's wrath and anger tell you about these verses?

Matthew 12:43-45

43 "When an unclean spirit goes out of a man, he goes through dry places, seeking rest, and finds none.

44 Then he says, 'I will return to my house from which I came.' And when he comes, he finds it empty, swept, and put in order.

45 Then he goes and takes with him seven other spirits more wicked than himself, and they enter and dwell there; and the last state of that man is worse than the first. So shall it also be with this wicked generation."

Who do you think these verses apply to?

They apply to any man who finds salvation then entangles himself in the world again. How would he get rid of 8 evil spirits after that?

-- Posted by Unique-Lies on Wed, Jun 11, 2008, at 6:38 PM

UNIQUES-LIES,

The more you have posted, the more I see that you have studied little of the Bible other than Revelation (of which you are only somewhat knowledgeable of).

The verses you mentioned, Matthew 12:43-45 have nothing to do with the doctrine of eternal salvation. Your mentioned verses only teach of a lost man remaining lost. The lost returned to an empty house and brought more lost with him.

If you recall it was not that long ago you tried to teach people on here that you could loose your salvation if you sinned once after salvation. You claimed you had sinned once after salvation and was going to Hell. It took a while but you finally recanted your erroneous teaching. I hope it does not take that long to get you to recant your wrong interrpertation of scripture again.

If you can ever grasp that it is not what you can do or not do that merits salvation and accept it is the finished work of Christ that brings it forth you will understand the Passion.

If you can understand the Passion you will correctly understand Eternal Salvation.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Thu, Jun 12, 2008, at 7:37 AM

sand-flea

Thank you! Maybe I'm not crazy after all! The last time I looked, I didn't find the book of Matthew in the book of Revelation.

The verses have nothing to do with a lost man returning to an empty house and bringing more lost people with him, like Parkerbros teaches.

The verses (Matthew 12:43-45)are talking about an evil spirit that was cast out of a man and came back and found that the same man had gone back to his earlier sins, but his shell was swept clean by Jesus so the evil spirit goes and get 7 more spirits worst than himself and moves back in making the man 7 times worse a sinner than before.

-- Posted by Unique-Lies on Thu, Jun 12, 2008, at 10:21 AM

Unique-Lies,

If the house was empty the Holy Spirit was not there to meet the 7 new evil spirits or its former occupant. That is not exemplifying a saved person. The Christ that I know nor the Holy Spirit look up and see seven more coming and run.

You would do well to meet this Christ I know. He is not the weakling and frail you know. Maybe evil monkey was right about there being two different Christ at the same time. Perhaps you two know a different one than I have came to know and trust.

Mine is strong, firm, patient and long suffering. He does not forsake me even when He sees 80 coming at a time let alone only 8 evil spirits. If you ever stumble onto the one I know you will never feel insecure about your salvation like you did when you thought yours had left you after you claimed you had sinned once. Your Christ you know may very well jump camp on you but mine is there for the long haul.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Thu, Jun 12, 2008, at 1:49 PM

parkerbrothers

The house represents the Temple of God or your body.

You can not clean, sweep and put in order your temple yourself. Jesus does that when you accept him. Then the Holy Ghost comes in and lives inside of you. The evil spirit that Jesus cleaned out keeps coming back like it tells you in the Bible. If you go back to worldly ways or your old way of sinning, the Holy Ghost leaves and your house is empty but cleaned out. That is when the original devil returns with 7 move worse than he is.

To say anything else is to lie. It is written in the scriptures, so until you change the scriptures to read like you want them to read, that is what it means.

-- Posted by Unique-Lies on Thu, Jun 12, 2008, at 3:13 PM

parkersbrothers,

Really? I hope you are joking because what happened at the duck river speedway does NOT show me Christian behavior whatsoever. It doesn't matter what you say or how you were provoked or what prompted them. Btw the way you act on these blogs, and the deceitful way you place things, No-one believes you. So you can sit there typing your little fingers into bloody stubs but your words mean nothing as your actions speak the contrary.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Thu, Jun 12, 2008, at 4:13 PM

The Word of God should be stronger than our actions.

We're not here to confirm the validity of God.

He CHOOSES to affirm us.

If we don't always perform as we should,that should reflect on us-not Him.

(When we do well,it does show God in a better light.)

The finite nature of humans is why we should put our faith in God-not man.

We should admire the people who serve Him beause they do His will rather than respect God because we're fans of his workers.

Getting that order turned around is the equivalent of deciding that it is the sports figure's endorsement that gives the cereal/shoes/car/aftershave its worth instead of his contentment being a result of using a superior product.

If some athelete loses his prestige,that won't affect the worth of Gillete Foamy or Wheaties.

If we transgress (as humans always do),that doesn't change God.

Would you stop believing the law of gravity because a sinner talked about it?

Would you stop believing in justice or any other verity?

Believe in the truth enough to make it your own and not just a hand-me-down from someone else.

Believe in one another enough to know that no failing is beyond the grace of God.

-- Posted by quantumcat on Thu, Jun 12, 2008, at 5:52 PM

quantumcat

Thank you! I needed that.

Especially the last two sentences.

-- Posted by sand-flea on Thu, Jun 12, 2008, at 6:56 PM

Believe in one another enough to know that no failing is beyond the grace of God.

-- Posted by quantumcat on Thu, Jun 12, 2008, at 5:52 PM

Except one thing is missing... If you don't THINK you failed, how will God's grace show through an attitude of non remorse.

-- Posted by jesuslovesevery1 on Thu, Jun 12, 2008, at 8:21 PM

parkerbrothers

You would do well to meet this Christ I know. He is not the weakling and frail you know. Maybe evil monkey was right about there being two different Christ at the same time. Perhaps you two know a different one than I have came to know and trust

Posted by parkerbrothers on Thu, Jun 12, 2008, at 1:49 PM

No one is saying that the Holy Spirit turned tail and ran.He's saying it was the choice of the person,it was their free will to go back to the world.

-- Posted by sand-flea on Thu, Jun 12, 2008, at 9:49 PM

If you have your heart open to God,He'll open your eyes,too.

If you still think you're perfect after knowing Him,you'll get a pass just for being a few loaves and fishes shy of a miracle.

-- Posted by quantumcat on Thu, Jun 12, 2008, at 10:02 PM

sand-flea,

If the house was empty when the evil spirit and his 7 friends came back to it, then there is no conclusion to be drawn other than the Holy Spirit was not there upon there arrival.

This is not the Holy Spirit I know and have a relationship with. The one that set up camp in me would not leave me empty to deal with the 7 new evil spirits and the original one. He would have held me tight and even if Satan himself would have led the posse of 8 I would still be safe and secure in his hand. My house would have only had the occupants of the Holy Spirit and myself.

At best the man could have been patially reformed but he was definitely not converted.

If we however look closely at what was being said it can be seen that actually Jesus was referring to the same wicked generation that was asking him for a sign in the previous verse.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Fri, Jun 13, 2008, at 7:41 AM

This is not the Holy Spirit I know and have a relationship with. The one that set up camp in me would not leave me empty to deal with the 7 new evil spirits and the original one.He would have held me tight and even if Satan himself would have led the posse of 8 I would still be safe and secure in his hand. My house would have only had the occupants of the Holy Spirit and myself.-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Fri, Jun 13, 2008, at 7:41 AM

Is this the same Holy Spirit you knew Saturday? Is that the kind of relationship you have with him? One that is prominent on these blogs, but fruitless elsewhere? Enough talk, Parkerbrothers... We know who you are now.

-- Posted by nascarfanatic on Fri, Jun 13, 2008, at 8:21 AM

I'm having a sale on rocks,people.

All of the people who have never had their baser nature take over their good sense can toss stones at the sinners.

(Three dollars a stone or four for ten dollars)

As for the house and demons question,I recall my friend Two Wolves.

An elder in the tribe once said:

"We have two wolves warring inside each of us.

One is good,one is evil."

"Which one shall win?"

"The one we feed."

What we give to those around us will nourish one of the wolves within them or the other.

If we give them Love,the good wolf will grow stronger.

If we give them our fear or derision,the evil one will prosper.

Ironically enough,our own wolves will respond just as those we deal with in others.

-- Posted by quantumcat on Fri, Jun 13, 2008, at 10:11 AM

parkerbrothers

There is no partially reformed to it. When you accept Christ you are given the Holy Spirit "FREELY". That is one the Free Gifts when we accept Christ. Christ comes in cleand our your temple, then He baptises us with the Holy Spirit.This Holy Spirit takes away the desires to sin. A lot of people don't feel the Holy Spirit when they accept Christ, but the Holy Spirit is there. That is what makes them feel the things they do and put on that christian smile.

If they involve themselves with the desires and pleasures of the World, the Holy Spirit leaves because you can't worship God and walk with the devil.

You being a holy man don't have to worry about the Holy Spirit leaving your body. The Holy Spirit will prevent you from doing unGodly things, because it is written, the law is for the lawless not the righteous!

> If we however look closely at what was being said it can be seen that actually Jesus was referring to the same wicked generation that was asking him for a sign in the previous verse.

>> 38 Then some of the Pharisees and teachers of the law said to him, "Teacher, we want to see a miraculous sign from you."

Actually Jesus was speaking about all generations but was speaking to that generation.

39 He answered, "A wicked and adulterous generation asks for a miraculous sign! But none will be given it except the sign of the prophet Jonah. 40 For as Jonah was three days and three nights in the belly of a huge fish, so the Son of Man will be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.

When Jesus cast out demons, He would tell them to go and sin no more. Jesus had just removed the trash, cleaned out their house, swept it clean and put it in order. The demon keeps returning to the same person and if it finds the Temple unoccupied, it goes out and gets 7 more spirits worse than the first and moves in.

And the worse part about it is... the final condition of that man is worse than the first.

If we go up a few more verses Matthew 12:30 "He who is not with me is against me, and he who does not gather with me scatters. 31 And so I tell you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven men, but the blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven. 32 Anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man will be forgiven, but anyone who speaks against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven, either in this age or in the age to come.

Here is your favorite:

33 "Make a tree good and its fruit will be good, or make a tree bad and its fruit will be bad, for a tree is recognized by its fruit. 34 You brood of vipers, how can you who are evil say anything good? For out of the overflow of the heart the mouth speaks.

35 The good man brings good things out of the good stored up in him, and the evil man brings evil things out of the evil stored up in him. 36 But I tell you that men will have to give account on the day of judgment for every careless word they have spoken. 37 For by your words you will be acquitted, and by your words you will be condemned."

We all need to stop and think about these last scriptures. I know I have said some things I will have trouble explaining.

-- Posted by Unique-Lies on Fri, Jun 13, 2008, at 10:31 AM

quantumcat

What is your price on the Big Rocks?

Just kidding! I'm building a waterfall on my patio and may need some big rocks, lol.

-- Posted by Unique-Lies on Fri, Jun 13, 2008, at 10:36 AM

Unique-Lies,

As you know two people can get different messages from different teachings of Jesus. We have had this discussion before.

I have even sought through commentaries to find someone who sees this as you do and have not yet found one yet. I am sure someone has prepared a documentary or commentary with your belief. I would be glad to consider it but I think we are just going to have to see differently on it.

I am glad however that you changed your view on the "one more sin" theory you were propelling. Do not you feel better once you realized that just one sin after salvation was not going to send you to hell as you thought? That had to be a horrible and terrifying way to live life thinking Jesus would jump camp on you if you sinned once after salvation. To me that would be Hell on Earth?

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Fri, Jun 13, 2008, at 11:04 AM

Unique,

I think the shipping charges would kill you. :)

Good luck with your water feature and,while faith can move mountains,hours spent moving anything over 15 pounds in triple digit heat should add a back brace, a lever, a wagon, a hat, lots of sunblock and plenty of water and electrolytes.

Here's to flows of Living Water and having a bolder faith (not a boulder religion).

-- Posted by quantumcat on Fri, Jun 13, 2008, at 12:03 PM

I don't mean to sound overly flippant but I'm thinking about the comparison God makes between a husband and wife and Christ and His Church.

What is the Church but a collection of believers?

Does one unfortunate act by a married person end the marriage?

(If so,the singles bars are going to be full and the divorce courts empty.

"He left the seat up!" "She cut up my lucky shirt to stake her tomatoes!"

"No problem. Your marriage is terminated.")

Will an intruder enter a home where the strong man dwells?

Will the strong man leave his home so the marauders can take over?

(He's more apt to scare them away than be bound while they pillage or have them run Him off.)

Whatever His wife may have done,however many "invitations" she has given to the local killers,He is NOT going to abandon what is His.

The evil ones can just get used to His being around or they can have the house after He takes everything He has been given,everything He has made and everything He has purchased and moved out of their reach.

As long as His name is on the deed,He will live in that place and maintain it for as long as it stands.

The house will always require upkeep but it will not be taken over by vandals and it will not be condemned because He failed to keep it in good repair.

The lumber and bricks may someday fall apart but not until He has moved His household to a better place.

-- Posted by quantumcat on Fri, Jun 13, 2008, at 12:40 PM

Parkerbros

End of discussion. I correct you on one thing that I did say. It is when you "Willfully Sin" not sin once! I don't live my life by commentaries but by the word of God. May God bless you in your teachings.

-- Posted by Unique-Lies on Fri, Jun 13, 2008, at 1:15 PM

quantumcat

You're right as always! Shipping costs would end my project. I will have to form my boulders out of stucco. Don't ever let anyone tell you it hasn't been hard in this heat building a 4 foot block wall out of concrete blocks around it. I could only work while the shade was in the area. The open heart surgery I had two years ago doesn't help either, but a man has to do what a man has to do. I have learned to be patient and take my time.

-- Posted by Unique-Lies on Fri, Jun 13, 2008, at 1:27 PM

quantumcat

One unfortunate act by a married person pretty much ends the marriage or at least the fruitfulness of the marriage. Just One willful sin and it's OVER!

I think the singles are all going to phone and internet connections in these days. I can't believe the spam dates I get in my email box, lol.

Today intruders DO come in your house when your home, but they go for the elderly and/or helpless people they can overpower and steal their life possessions. The strong ones and the people who are watchful will prevent the thief from coming in.

But... the ones who willfully abandon their house and move out of the state or country leave it furnished for the Mortgage company. The ones who lose their jobs etc. and don't or can't pay their taxes, leave it to the court house to sale.

If he willfully leaves his wife, he loses his wife and children and home.

So... if we willfully do what we know is wrong to do and keep doing the same... we lose everything don't we?

In every book, God lets us know how we are to live and not live. He gave us a lot of examples to live our lives by. He has told us what he will Tolerate and what He will not Tolerate in His word.

Then when He tells us what will happen or what the punishment could be... well, _____ ___________________________!

-- Posted by Unique-Lies on Fri, Jun 13, 2008, at 1:53 PM

If you're saying a trangressor can give up what he has,I agree.

If you say that the weak can have their place usurped,I agree.

If you say that God will not defend what is His,I suggest that you are mistaken.

The word says no man can serve two masters.

He won't serve eight mistresses either as long as there's a jealous wife around.

If the children bring their buddies over and trash the house,the party ends by removing the "guests" - not the kids.

When the pets attract fleas and ticks,they are given protection from vermin.

They aren't dropped off at the pound.

If we wouldn't forsake our homes at the first sign of trouble,God won't either.

There will be no foreclosure because God has sworn to pay all debts.

When we think we're running away from home,He has His eyes on us,he provides for us and he continues to declare us as dependents-even when we think we have more "freedom" trying to live by the wits we don't have than enjoying safety and comfort under our own roof.

Do our errant family members have the same benefits as those who never disobey?

No.

They aren't going to have the positions of trust the obedient have nor the privileges that go with them.

(Which kid gets the loan of the car-the one that fills the tank out of his own pocket or the one with six D.W.I's ? )

But,they all remain part of the clan because all rifts can be mended by Love.

-- Posted by quantumcat on Fri, Jun 13, 2008, at 2:51 PM

quantumcat,

I don't know which you will see first, but again, I love what you just wrote, so very true. I am so glad that no matter what I do, I am not dependant on myself for my salvation. God does love me enough that he took care of that issue and one of these days all these rifts will be mended. I think we will all be up for a big suprise when that happens.

-- Posted by Sharon22 on Fri, Jun 13, 2008, at 4:29 PM

Sharon22,

"I think we will all be up for a big suprise when that happens."

OH you better believe it. I think alot of people will be shocked.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Fri, Jun 13, 2008, at 5:14 PM

I think a lot of us will be surprised when we find out these spats that are going on are useless and solve no problems. Too many people are acting independant of each other and dare I say independent of God. Each of us should be concerned about our fellow man even if our personal beliefs do not correlate, and we just might get along a little bit better.

-- Posted by Sharon22 on Fri, Jun 13, 2008, at 5:24 PM

When we think we're running away from home,He has His eyes on us,he provides for us and he continues to declare us as dependents-even when we think we have more "freedom" trying to live by the wits we don't have than enjoying safety and comfort under our own roof.

Posted by quantumcat on Fri, Jun 13, 2008, at 2:51 PM

quantumcat,

I liked the above post you made. It made me think of the prodical son. Our Heavenly Father is much like the prodical son's father. He watches for us and is there to welcome us when He sees us.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Fri, Jun 13, 2008, at 7:49 PM

I correct you on one thing that I did say. It is when you "Willfully Sin" not sin once!

-- Posted by Unique-Lies on Fri, Jun 13, 2008, at 1:15 PM

Unique-Lies,

Let me correct what you said by inserting the word willful. I am still glad though, even with the word insertion of willful that you realize you had not lost your salvation. That has to be a relief to you.

Correction:

I am glad however that you changed your view on the "one more willful sin" theory you were propelling. Do not you feel better once you realized that just one willful sin after salvation was not going to send you to hell as you thought? That had to be a horrible and terrifying way to live life thinking Jesus would jump camp on you if you sinned once willfully after salvation. To me that would be Hell on Earth?

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Fri, Jun 13, 2008, at 7:59 PM

I disagree, Remember, its all doom and gloom... You are going to hell because you don't believe! Because if you believed you wouldn't be doing the things you do. It's funny, you say I am wrong, yet I don't do the stuff you do. I don't need to hire lawyers to bail me out, I don't place myself in positions or associate with people that will cause me to stumble. Instead I avoid them.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Fri, Jun 13, 2008, at 8:06 PM

Evil Monkey,

I just can not give your comments on salvation any merit when you have expressed your views of the Bible and Jesus as you have. I still after months have no idea how to evaluate a comment of yours when you can not give a reference to where you have a basis of comment from. I would like to be able to take them serious but you prevent it with no starting point.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Fri, Jun 13, 2008, at 8:18 PM

parkerbrothers

> I am glad however that you changed your view on the "one more willful sin" theory you were propelling. Do not you feel better once you realized that just one willful sin after salvation was not going to send you to hell as you thought? That had to be a horrible and terrifying way to live life thinking Jesus would jump camp on you if you sinned once willfully after salvation. To me that would be Hell on Earth?

>> I came here on Michael's blogs to warn everyone what the Holy Spirit has revealed to me over the past thirty years. I have been living a mundane life knowing I was going to hell. I kept reading the bible hoping I could find an answer to why!

I lied to everyone and stated that I now know that I am not going to hell, when in truth, everything I read points to yes I am!

I tried to out smart the Holy Spirit and convence everyone that the Holy Spirit was wrong in telling me that you can wilfully sin and go to hell after you have been born again, because no one wants to hear that kind of talk. Everyone was making excuses for me.

I came on here to explain what the Holy Spirit has explained to me and failed to do that. I can not continue to pretend everything is alright. Everyone has to believe what they feel in their hearts on this issue. I know what I feel has been told to me and have to stick with it or I am not doing the will of God.

Angels bring good news but prophets bring bad news. When I stand before the Lord I know what He is going to say to me. You and many others are convenced that I am a half ass teacher of Revelation and a doomsday preacher. If that is what I know and God wants me to reveal these things, then that is what my calling is and I am proud to be able to reveal anything that I do, because a few years ago I couldn't reveal anything. All of the people on these blogs have helped me to understand a few other things as well. I don't know anyone of you personally but think you are all a bunch of swell people who voice what you feel inside.

As everyone knows, I only have bad news, so I will take it to my grave with me. Everyone on these blogs needs to hear good news not disappointing and depressing news. I thank all of you for not taring and feathering me. Please Forgive me for lying to you by telling you I believed I still have salvation.

May the Holy Spirit reveal God's secrets to all of you.

-- Posted by Unique-Lies on Fri, Jun 13, 2008, at 11:52 PM

Unique,

Don't conform to anyone's preferences but God's.

If you get too far away from His truth,He will bring you back.

The enemy can profit just as much from making people feel their race is already lost as from assuring people they have won before they take their first step toward the finish line.

God would have you keep putting one foot in front of the other despite your certainty that you cannot claim a victory.

If you are already a failure,why is He still there coaching you,telling you how to stretch and breathe,eat and stay hydrated?

Like the young girl who fell before she made her home run,you will have angels lift you up and carry you when you are too hurt or weary to move further under your own power.

God declared you a winner the second you moved toward Him as your goal but don't take my word for it.

Again,never compromise who you are or what you believe for anyone less than God.

His will not be a message of despair or glib,saccharine platitudes.

You'll know it because it will make your life whole and good and because it is simple and makes sense.

-- Posted by quantumcat on Sat, Jun 14, 2008, at 1:25 AM

"I just can not give your comments on salvation any merit when you have expressed your views of the Bible and Jesus as you have. I still after months have no idea how to evaluate a comment of yours when you can not give a reference to where you have a basis of comment from. I would like to be able to take them serious but you prevent it with no starting point."

Again, you say the same exact thing I say to you, Can you come up with any original? Reference? HAHA Nice try, can you reference your beliefs? Nope, didn't think so. My views are mine, and thats right, Mine! Not yours, because you are wrong, by your ACTIONS, you have proven it over and over. So to call me wrong? Prove it. Please do so, take parts of what I say, copy and paste them so you can comment on those bits. The thing is, everyone knows full well it was a sarcastic overtone. But since you feel compelled to keep bringing it up to justify how wrong you are in everyone way. Please do so again because it makes me chuckle.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Sat, Jun 14, 2008, at 11:54 AM

Unique-Lies,

I am disappointed that you are recanting the original recantment. I beleive your are wrong in your thinking.

What makes you understand that one particular scripture to mean that if you commit one willful sin after salvation you will spend eternity in Hell?

That type of interpertation would have everybody walking down the street and driving down the road with a 5 gallon bucket of water strapped to their head for quick baptism and a quick confession typed up to repeat in case they were suddenly in the face of death. It would promote putting off Christ until the last possible minute so you would not have a chance of committing a willful sin before death. That is not what the Holy spirit is desireous of, at least not the one I know.

I was not joking when I told you that I wish you knew the same Savior I know. Maybe I am putting my trust and faith in the wrong one but if I have it will be Him that is the failure. I am trusting in His faith and His finished work to save a sinner like me. I have sinned everyday since my justification and know that I will everyday through the process of sanctification until the day of glorification no matter how hard I try. We all will including you. Trust in Him and remove the trust of yourself and you will experience the fruits of the spirit which include peace and joy.

How could any Christian ever have any Peace and Joy if he had to worry about committing a single willful sin the rest of their lives????

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Sat, Jun 14, 2008, at 1:43 PM

HAHA Nice try, can you reference your beliefs? Nope, didn't think so.

Posted by Evil Monkey on Sat, Jun 14, 2008, at 11:54 AM

Wrong again Evil Monkey. I can and will reference my beliefs. My beliefs originate from the Bible of which I believe is the insprired, guided and protected Word of my God. I believe it was written by men who were inspired by God and evidenced it by giving their lives to and for it. I believe it presents God's plan of Salvation as He has so protected through time. I believe you are saved by grace through faith and not of ourselves but of Him. I believe it is a gift of God. I believe Jesus is the Son of God and came to earth , was crucified, buried and rose on the third day. I believe He is alive and sitting at the Right Hand of God and is my Mediator as Satan stands accussing me. I believe in thanking God for the gift of Salvation.

Sorry it took a while Evil Monkey but now tell me about yours?

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Sat, Jun 14, 2008, at 1:59 PM

Parkerbrothers, we know how you BELIEVE everything is .. but the way your physically portray it makes everything you say, unbelievable.

-- Posted by nascarfanatic on Sat, Jun 14, 2008, at 4:44 PM

"Sorry it took a while Evil Monkey but now tell me about yours?"

Oh Mine? It wasn't driving car #4 on Saturday Night and ran over a man, then beating him senseless. LOL God how rich you come on here saying that crap and then asking where mine is....

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Sat, Jun 14, 2008, at 4:45 PM

Evil Monkey,

So it is still the same. You can not identify what you believe in, only what you do not believe in. Since you do not have anything to believe in you want to have more company with you in the boat of unbelief and try to destroy what a few people believe in. It looks like you would realize that you have a boatful of unbelievers already with you and you are overlooking the immediate danger of capsizing the vessel? Why are you trying to overload the boat?

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Sat, Jun 14, 2008, at 6:43 PM

I don't have the profess anything, that is what is great, people can view and see me by my ACTIONS, not mere words on a blog. Jesus didn't have to say anything, his actions is what made us believe. Again, you try to turn it around yet you cannot explain how you words can override you actions.

The Bible even says that, By your actions, people will follow. It does not say, By your words, people will follow. hehe keep it up, This is fun.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Sat, Jun 14, 2008, at 9:51 PM

I'm glad our actions speak a different language than our words.

It sounds as if some of us would have more interest in ridiculing a fallen comrade than in helping him or her to overcome internal battles and be restored to spiritual health.

I'm certain we've all sent cards or food or monies or in some way given our support to the parties injured at the raceway.

It would be ironic if the only response we made were to be attacks on one group involved in the incident.

Surely,the Christ we serve would keep His counsel until He knows all the facts (which would be pretty soon for Him),provide straight talk and compassion for all concerned,and work to see how soon everyone could make the optimum recovery from a terrible situation.

I may have a few texts missing from my Scriptures but I don't recall Jesus or any member of His immediate family rejoicing over the chance to prune branches of the fig tree.

Instead,I believe they look to see whether the fruit production would improve from being more deeply rooted in faith,receiving more of the Living Water,protecting it more from blight and vermin,providing it with more warmth and Light,sheltering it from the storm and binding it to a sturdy Rod for support.

They don't look at a tree that's struggling to bear figs in stony ground and rush to see it shredded and composted.

-- Posted by quantumcat on Sun, Jun 15, 2008, at 8:27 AM

quantumcat,

Thanks for the understanding and compassion you seem to have for all. Time and truth will tell everything that needs to be said.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Sun, Jun 15, 2008, at 9:41 AM

Evil Monkey,

Calm down and just be patient. You are running around with your hammer and spikes and the order to have a cross manufactured has not even been considered. Just calm your little fuzzy tale down a little. You are starting to look a little suspect to me and others.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Sun, Jun 15, 2008, at 9:55 AM

The Bible even says that, By your actions, people will follow. It does not say, By your words, people will follow. hehe keep it up, This is fun.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Sat, Jun 14, 2008, at 9:51 PM

Evil Monkey,

Nothing is funny. Only sad. You give reference above to the Bible but defamate it most all other times. The Bible is not a fraud evil monkey.

You said earlier you did not have to make a profession and you are right, but realize you do make your profession with everything you say.

Until you come to terms and believe in the resurrection all is in vain. But I will continue and not give up on you as long as you seem to be searching.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Sun, Jun 15, 2008, at 10:05 AM

I don't think you understand, YOU keep putting words in my mouth when I have not said anything you keep stating I said. You are assuming you know me, in fact, you don't.

Calm down, look in the mirror, bud? I am not the one posting 3 comments in a row to try to make a point. My points are always clear, concise, and well thought out. You have to always insinuate what I feel, my emotional state, or my underlying motives. You don't have to insinuate, because I have stated it many times. Your problem is, You cannot find any dirt on me, know why? There isn't any! I don't need to lie, cheat, steal, maim, destroy, incite, react, call names, drink booze, assault people to show how I love Christ.

Really, I don't know what to think about you. I am not sure if you just want the attention or you just really this ignorant.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Sun, Jun 15, 2008, at 11:00 AM

Evil Monkey,

If I could put words in your mouth, they would be different than the ones you use to discredit the Bible and Jesus. I can not change or put words in your mouth. The mouth professes what is in the heart. I would have to change your heart in order to put words in your mouth and only a living Christ can do that. Until you realize he came out of that tomb, it is all in vain. I will continue with you though and not give up. All things are possible with God.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Sun, Jun 15, 2008, at 3:20 PM

Read what you typed again... I guess you are trying to condense 3 individual comments into 1 now, but actually saying the same thing 3 times. Well I guess that is progress for someone going insane.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Sun, Jun 15, 2008, at 4:12 PM

The mouth professes what is in the heart. I would have to change your heart in order to put words in your mouth and only a living Christ can do that.-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Sun, Jun 15, 2008, at 3:20 PM

If the mouth professes what is in the heart, what do actions profess, especially when the actions presented don't equate with the words spoken? Serious question...

-- Posted by darrick_04 on Sun, Jun 15, 2008, at 9:58 PM

If the mouth professes what is in the heart, what do actions profess, especially when the actions presented don't equate with the words spoken? Serious question...

-- Posted by darrick_04 on Sun, Jun 15, 2008, at 9:58 PM

darrick_04,

...Serious answer...Of coarse actions can be a reflection of the heart and mind of a man. I think all humans act and react with their heart and mind which are shaped by the enviroment they were exposed to. Actions are words and words are actions.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Mon, Jun 16, 2008, at 8:35 AM

...and Actions are actions while words are words. LOL GEESH. And like the sands of the hourglass...

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Mon, Jun 16, 2008, at 11:56 AM

One message we can get from the Word is that every new breath we take is God's way of telling us He believes in us enough to give us more chances to express the part of Him only we possess.

If each new baby is proof that He wants the world to continue,each day we face is a gift of hope.

As the song says:

"Yesterday's gone and tomorrow may never be mine".

Our past can be put under the blood.

Our future remains in the Father's hands.

Can we not put today in the care of our Helper and Comforter and believe that today can be a fresh start and bring new opportunities?

Yes,we have to live with the consequences of our past and prepare to reap the harvest of whatever tares or wheat we have sown but if we cannot rely on a future that may not come to pass or live off past glories,neither can we be bound by our problems.

We have this moment to build something that would bless others and honor the One who gives us the chance to do that good in His name.

We need to believe in the now He has bestowed and we need to see that God has never stopped believing in us or the people around us.

If we look at ourselves and think we are hopeless,we should remember that the very fact we exist is proof the Lord has enough hope for all of us.

If we look at a brother or sister and think that person doesn't have a prayer,maybe one of our tasks for the day is to give them some of ours.

That may be all they need to get the most out of the twenty-four hours they've been offered.

This quote says better than I can the value that brief smidgen of time can hold:

"This is the beginning of a New Day.

God has given me this day to use as I will.

I can waste it, or grow from its light and be of service to others.

But what I do with this day is important,for I have exchanged a day of my life for it.

When tomorrow comes,today will be gone forever.

I hope I will not regret the price I have paid."

-W. Heartsill Wilson

-- Posted by quantumcat on Mon, Jun 16, 2008, at 12:40 PM

Evil Monkey,

Hang in there.

But do look carefully at the sand in the hourglass and notice its position. A lot of sand has ran through it the last 2000 years. Actually almost all of it has.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Mon, Jun 16, 2008, at 5:21 PM

Evil Monkey,

To be a little more precise it appears close to 99.8012% + or - approximately .5% of the sand is now in the bottom of the hourglass.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Mon, Jun 16, 2008, at 5:30 PM

I remember when the green-faced gal tried to frighten Dorothy Gale with a swiftly emptying hourglass.

I also remember when the devil tried to possess Marlena Evans and destroy all of Salem.

The bad guys never seem to notice that every grain of sand that falls brings them one second closer to their comeupance and the good folk one instant nearer to their deliverance and victory.

Let the enemy attempt to build his fortress on the shifting dunes remaining on top.

When his oversized eggtimer has completed its work,his domain will fall.

If the moments we have left are like grains of sand,let us use them to create clear and shining glass,spill grains of different color and texture to drypaint holy visions,reach out with them to caress the waves and comb patterns into them to bring tranquility and beauty.

The power of a Creator gives such sand a thousand exciting possibilities.

Our foe can think of no better use for our lifetimes than as filler for a litterbox.

-- Posted by quantumcat on Mon, Jun 16, 2008, at 7:01 PM

But I will control the spice.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Mon, Jun 16, 2008, at 8:11 PM

You do not control the spice.

The spice controls you.

(Watch out for big worms and holler if your eyes turn solid blue.)

-- Posted by quantumcat on Tue, Jun 17, 2008, at 3:07 AM

The bad guys never seem to notice that every grain of sand that falls brings them one second closer to their comeupance and the good folk one instant nearer to their deliverance and victory.

Posted by quantumcat on Mon, Jun 16, 2008, at 7:01 PM

Deliverance is near. The water has broken.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Tue, Jun 17, 2008, at 7:21 AM

But the spice is mine! For I can control the worms.

-- Posted by Evil Monkey on Tue, Jun 17, 2008, at 9:51 AM

EM,

It must sound as if we've been smoking the oregano to people who haven't read "Dune".

PB,

It struck me that the Word has been the doula for the woman about to be delivered.

In the Greek,a doula is a servant.

In the context of childbirth,it refers to someone who is with the mother from her first quickening through the child's infancy.

The doula supports,encourages and informs the mother.

The doula sees that the mother exercises properly to increase her strength and that she is well-fed.

The doula provides comfort and limits complications.

This servant removes the idea that the mother is a passive victim.

Finally,the doula chronicles the birth from the begining (when the mother might be facing barreness or not know what to expect) to the time the child can stand on its own.

Just as a physical birth has less pain the more prepared and confident the mother is,so it is with spiritual birth.

The Word guides,provides and nurtures.

It gives assurance that the new life will not fail just because the mother was left ill-equipped and alone.

The enemy attacks one that he has tried to keep helpless,frightened and unproductive.

The servant is there to defend and assist the mother in her triumph.

Is this not what the Word accomplishes on our behalf?

The more this Person is heeded,the shorter and less dangerous the time of travail will be.

-- Posted by quantumcat on Tue, Jun 17, 2008, at 12:38 PM

quantumcat,

In response to your comment to EM:

Does oregano have the same effect as banana peels?

JK

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Tue, Jun 17, 2008, at 2:19 PM

quantumcat,

In response to your comment to me:

Yes, quite possible. The Word could be considered the doula, so long as the doula is acknowledged as the Word.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Tue, Jun 17, 2008, at 2:27 PM

Dunno,PB.

I know they smoke green and red peppers to make paprika.

-- Posted by quantumcat on Tue, Jun 17, 2008, at 4:57 PM

Ok, I haven't written on here in a while, and I must admit that I haven't read all of the comments (I got bored). It's nice to see everyone still bickering at each other. Now, I don't agree with everything that Michael says by any means as you all know, but for everyone to be arguing over a piece of paper is ridiculous. Whether or not he has a piece of paper doesn't make any differnce in your opinion of him or anyone elses.

Funny story. Not long after my husband and I got married, we moved. He asked me if I knew where our marriage certificate was, and I pointed in a general direction and said "somewhere over there". He looked at me and asked "if we lose the marriage certificate, does that mean we're not married anymore?" I told him "no, if you lose a death certificate, they're still dead. It's just a piece of paper." He thought a piece of paper held all the power and if you lost it, it meant that everything changed. Silly boy.

Point is this: a piece of paper doesn't mean anything if you don't have the knowledge behind it. If Michael believes he's a preacher/pastor, let him believe he's a preacher/pastor. No one is forcing you to accept anything, just that's their opinion, or their piece of paper. Personally, I won't be attending any of his sermons due to the simple fact that I don't agree with the topics he's "teaching" - we have very different opinions and beliefs on these topics. That's the beauty of living in a free country.

-- Posted by Deception82z on Wed, Jun 25, 2008, at 1:25 AM

Agreed.

I've thought that Michael might follow the example of people in the old days.

They met under a tree or in one another's homes or any place friends might gather and they had fellowship together.

They studied the Word.

If people felt like singing or playing,they did.

People took turns speaking as the Lord led and,many times,people came and went just as they might in their secular lives.

After a while,it might settle down to a core bunch of people with a set group of leaders.

These might take on projects or go on visitations or do mission trips.

The size,composition and permanence of the group would come from the dedication of its members.

If and when it evolved into a conventional church,it would have already proven itself as an active body of believers drawn to one another and the Word.

It might use a storefront or another congregation's facilities during off hours.

It wouldn't be a country club with stained glass windows nor a fan club for a popular minister.

Long before they had a cross on their roof,they had a living Savior in their hearts.

Long before they had boards and staff and a division for each ministry,they had people answering a call and just hanging around until someone stopped to listen to what God would have them say.

Those bands of worshippers may have been small and plain but they weren't dependent on bells and whistles,they weren't built around a cult of personality and they weren't at the mercy of a governing body.

They stood or fell based on their gifts and their committment.

If they answered the people's needs,they endured.

If they became the "Frozen Chozen",amused instead of enlightened or "played church" in order to create a powerbase for themselves,then they wouldn't prosper.

They didn't go out and make a church nor did any human agency give them one.

They were more like regular people hanging out and enjoying what mattered to them.

It was the sincere interest and the worth of the topic that drew in participants.

Call it the Holy Spirit or word of mouth but people came (and stayed) because it was 100% real and hands-on from the start.

If Michael just starts doing God's business,the simplest and most low-key acts will create a foundation for whatever is meant to come next.

Will Rogers started out doing rope tricks in his schoolyard,moved onto ranchwork,training horses,circus work and vaudeville.

That led to his comedy routine and subsequent stage,radio and screen work.

Rope tricks wouldn't have worked on radio and stand-up monologues wouldn't have fared well in silent films.

Rogers developed the skills and opportunities to be one of our most popular and influential figures by starting small and using whatever breaks came his way.

Who knows where our hidden gifts and dreams will take us?

(Only the One that put them there.)

-- Posted by quantumcat on Wed, Jun 25, 2008, at 5:55 AM

quantumcat,

I believe your above post is one of your best. I understood and grew from it.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Wed, Jun 25, 2008, at 8:02 AM

Long before they had a cross on their roof,they had a living Savior in their hearts.

Posted by quantumcat on Wed, Jun 25, 2008, at 5:55 AM

That was as good as it gets.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Wed, Jun 25, 2008, at 8:04 AM

Thank you.

-- Posted by quantumcat on Wed, Jun 25, 2008, at 10:39 AM

Your welcome. Keep up the good work. You make me think and when you get to be an old poot like me you appreciate when someone can cause the mind to wake up a little. I hear mine snoring sometimes.

-- Posted by parkerbrothers on Wed, Jun 25, 2008, at 11:39 AM

I have done all the tests, submitted my application and I have gotten no response. I redid it again, and got no response. I have sent emails to Rev. Miller, He has not responded to any of them. Can you tell me why? He is supposed to be a man of God and the founder of The Church of the Living Water. I have found that most of these organizations are a fraud. Be thankful that you got your ordination certificate. I worked diligently and was excited to be able to be ordained and now I have nothing to show for all my effort

-- Posted by ricksings on Wed, Mar 4, 2009, at 6:04 PM

ricksings.

You have your beliefs and the knowledge (Matthew 13:10-13 ) that the Holy Spirit has given you. What value is a piece of paper when you know Jesus has chosen you from the beginning (2 Thessalonians 2:13), forgiven you and ordained (John 15:16,17) you?

If you are born again (John 3:3; 1 Peter 1:23), you have been Ordained by Christ. Much more valuable than a piece of paper from a man made (Galations 1:12) school or internet service!

Matthew 13:10-13

10 And the disciples came, and said unto him, Why speakest thou unto them in parables?

11 He answered and said unto them, Because it is given unto you to know the mysteries of the kingdom of heaven, but to them it is not given.

12 For whosoever hath, to him shall be given, and he shall have more abundance: but whosoever hath not, from him shall be taken away even that he hath.

13 Therefore speak I to them in parables: because they seeing see not; and hearing they hear not, neither do they understand.

2 Thessalonians 2:13

13 But we ought always to thank God for you, brothers loved by the Lord, because from the beginning God chose you to be saved through the sanctifying work of the Spirit and through belief in the truth.

John 15:16,17

16 Ye have not chosen me, but I have chosen you, and ordained you, that ye should go and bring forth fruit, and [that] your fruit should remain: that whatsoever ye shall ask of the Father in my name, he may give it you.

17 These things I command you, that ye love one another.

John 3:3

In reply Jesus declared, "I tell you the truth, no one can see the kingdom of God unless he is born again. "

1 Peter 1:23

For you have been born again, not of perishable seed, but of imperishable, through the living and enduring word of God.

Galations 1:12

12 For I neither received it of man, neither was I taught it, but by the revelation of Jesus Christ.

-- Posted by Unique-Lies on Thu, Mar 5, 2009, at 12:30 AM


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