For those of you who are not up on M.A.S.H episodes, during an extremely hot streak, the doctors (believe Hawkeye & BJ) ended up with a batch of placebo sugar pills and decided to use them in an attempt to quiet Klinger's crying about the heat. As you might guess, it worked until he found out the truth.
If anyone has some of those, send me some! This may be the only thing that can help. I believe they went to the prop room for more of these when they needed morphine, so it was some great stuff.
Actually, sugar makes my metabolism hotter, so maybe some shade, a breeze and a nice drink. If there is a bright side to this, AL Gore should be loving it!