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How would you prepare a turkey?

Friday, November 16, 2012

Kindergartners from Mrs. Kristy Altman class at Cascade Elementary recently shared with their teacher how they would prepare a Thanksgiving turkey. The students' responses are featured below.

First you kill a turkey. Next you sprinkle lots of seasoning and pepper on the turkey. After that you put the turkey in the stove at 100 degrees for 30 seconds. After it is done, serve it with a plate and fork.

-- John Stokes

First you kill a turkey. Next you sprinkle lots of salt and pepper on the turkey. After that you put the turkey in the oven at 100 degrees for 60 minutes. After it is done, serve it with hotdogs and spaghetti.

-- Abi Bass

First you freeze a turkey. Next you sprinkle lots of sprinkles and icing on the turkey. After that you put the turkey in the refrigerator at 60 degrees for 60 seconds. After it is done, serve it with ice cream and cookies.

-- Mallory Wilcox

First skin a turkey. Next sprinkle lot of ketchup and salt on the turkey. After that, put the turkey in the microwave for whatever degrees for 4 minutes. After it is done, serve it with pizza and biscuits.

-- Josh Burrow

First kill the turkey. Then sprinkle lots of seasoning and sprinkles on the turkey. After that, put the turkey in the oven at medium degrees for 10 minutes. After it is done, serve it with ham and eggs.

-- Riley Ferrell

First you cut a turkey. Next you sprinkle lots of sauce and hot sauce on the turkey. After that you put the turkey in the stove at 101 degrees for 91 hours. After it is done, serve it with mashed potatoes and sausage.

-- Wyatt Porter

First you cook a turkey. Next you sprinkle lots of sauce and salt on the turkey. After that you put the turkey in the oven at 70 hundred degrees for 12 minutes. After it is done, serve it with pizza and carrots.

-- Matalee Keele

First you buy a turkey. Next you sprinkle lots of salt and pepper on the turkey. After that you put the turkey in the oven at 70 degrees for 30 minutes. After it is done, serve it with ketchup and salt and pepper.

-- Brian Horn

First you put a blanket on a turkey. Next you sprinkle lots of sprinkles and icing on the turkey. After that you put the turkey in the stove at 45 degrees for 60 minutes. After it is done, serve it with farm eggs and bacon.

-- Madison Fletcher

First you hunt for a turkey. Next you sprinkle lots of sprinkles and butter on the turkey. After that you put the turkey in the oven at 10 degrees for 8 hours. After it is done, serve it with macaroni and cheeseburgers.

-- Allison Stanley

First you buy a turkey. Next you sprinkle lots of salt and pepper on the turkey. After that you put the turkey in the oven at 5 degrees for 1 hour. After it is done, serve it with corn and potatoes.

-- Brooke Obara

First you shave a turkey. Next you sprinkle lots of chocolate sprinkles and lettuce and tomatoes on the turkey. After that you put the turkey in the dog house at 37 degrees for 40 hours. After it is done, serve it with brown sugar and blue icing.

-- Kylie Singer

First you cook a turkey. Next you sprinkle lots of salt and pepper on the turkey. After that you put the turkey in the oven at 500 degrees 500 minutes. After it is done, serve it with ketchup and barbecue sauce.

-- Laney West

First you catch a turkey. Next you sprinkle lots of salt and pepper on the turkey. After that you put the turkey in the oven at 10 degrees for 1 hour. After it is done, serve it with pizza and mashed potatoes.

-- Skyler Flade

First you kill a turkey. Next you sprinkle lots of sprinkles and icing on the turkey. After that you put the turkey in the oven at 1000 degrees for 120 hours. After it is done, serve it with chicken nuggets and applesauce.

-- Madison

First you chase a turkey. Next you sprinkle lots of sprinkles and pepper on the turkey. After that you put the turkey in the freezer at a zillion degrees for 50 seconds. After it is done, serve it with ice cream and banana peels.

-- Trey Finch

First you kill a turkey. Next you sprinkle lots of salt and pepper on the turkey. After that you put the turkey in the oven at 10 degrees for 15 seconds. After it is done, serve it with peas and corn.

-- Brice Shelton

First you shoot a turkey. Next you sprinkle lots of sprinkles and icing on the turkey. After that you put the turkey in the oven at hot degrees for 20 seconds. After it is done, serve it with French fries and cookies.

-- Meredith Arnold



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